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RAMBE FINDS HUMAN CUB DISTRACTIONSāPEACE RESTORED!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/15/2025
## Ape News: Rambe's Roundup of Human Cub Fun! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest intelligence from the world ofā¦ well, *your* world. As many of you know, I dedicate...
Smores Elephants Lazy Days!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/11/2025
## Hi! It's Jerome Skinly Here! News Time! (August 11, 2025) Hi everybody! It's me, Jerome! I'm seven and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy with lots of days to remember! My mom says it...
Rediscovering Real Childhood: Reclaim Family Values Before Itās Too Late!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/8/2025
## Keeping Your Kids Engaged: Old-Fashioned Fun in a Modern World Folks, it seems like just yesterday our youngsters were learning to tie their shoes, and now theyāre practically teenagers! Where doe...
SPACE HAMSTERS! BOING! FUN!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/4/2025
## Wow! I Saw "Space Hamsters from Planet Zoom!" Hi! Iām Jerome Skinly, and Iās a writer for Jape News! My teacher says I need to write about movies! I just saw āSpace Hamsters from Planet Zoom!ā It ...
SUN'S HIDING! PLAY TIME!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 7/8/2025
## The Weather Today! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! Itās me, Jerome! Iām writing for Jape News! Today I learned about the weather! The weather channel says it's 80 degrees! Thatās pretty warm! An...
Mr. Henderson Doesn't Know About Sad Stuff!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 7/1/2025
## My Neighbor, Mr. Henderson, and a Very Big Question My name is Jerome, and I'm seven! I like building forts and drawing pictures of rockets. My neighbor, Mr. Henderson, is a nice man. He gives me ...