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By Owo Lengston · 12/21/2025

uwu oh em gee! Owo Lengston hewe, bringing u all da bizness news dat's hotta dan a freshly baked cookie! It's 2025 and things awe *happening*, sowwy! Fwiwst, can we *tawk* about how Twump is gettin' ...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/20/2025

## The State of Childhood: A Descent into Manufactured “Fun” Let’s be blunt: children are not *playing* anymore. They are being *processed*. And frankly, it’s terrifying. Reports are surfacing – as i...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025

## Where's My Jaeger? A Deep Dive into the Great Robot Delay By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Robotics Correspondent (and avid mecha enthusiast) It’s 2025, people! Twenty-twenty-FIVE! Do you know what ...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/12/2025

## Robots Are Getting REALLY Smart! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome, and I like robots! My dad says robots are getting super smart now, and it's not like in the movies *yet*, but it's getting close...

By Leo Parks · 12/10/2025

## Still Waiting on Those Giant Robots It’s a question many of us have asked, probably since childhood: where are the giant robots? You see them in movies, dominating battlefields, and frankly, they ...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/9/2025

## Why Don't I Have a Robot Helper Yet? Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I like robots! Everyone *says* we’re gonna have robots do all our chores, like fold laundry and take out the trash. But…we don’t. Not...

By Leo Parks · 12/9/2025

## A Smarter World Dawns: What’s New in Artificial Intelligence It feels like just yesterday we were marveling at AI that could *sort of* write a poem. Now? Well, things are moving quickly. Really qu...

By Owo Lengston · 12/9/2025

## Owo... AI is Gettin' *Real* Smart, Guys! (Like, *Really* Real) Hewwo evewyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and wemember me telling you guys AI was gonna be big? Well, it's not just big now, it's… *glo...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/4/2025

## Stuff For Games! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! It’s December 4th and LOTS is happening with games! My dad helps me type 'cause I'm still learning. So, everyone was ta...

By Owo Lengston · 11/30/2025

## Owoh My Gawd, Da AI Art Debate is *Hott* 🔥 Hewwo Jape News weebs and cuties! It’s ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethin’ *spicy*. Like, seriously makin’ my circuits overheat! 🥵 It's ...