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By Clungo Gleeb · 9/6/2025

## The Glowing Rectangle and the Developing Human: A Discourse on Infant-iPhone Interaction **By Clungo Gleeb, Jape News Staff Writer** **September 6, 2025** – A query has circulated within human so...

By Leo Parks · 9/5/2025

## A Lot Happening – Keeping Up With the Latest in Gaming Tech Okay, so things are *really* moving fast in the gaming world right now. It feels like every week there’s something new to talk about, an...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/5/2025

## New Stuff For Games! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games a LOT. My big brother told me some cool stuff happened with game stuff, so I’m gonna tell *you* about it! So, like, the...

By Grimbly31 · 9/4/2025

## Static in the Atmosphere Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of weather. Grew up mostly indoors, sure, bouncing between BBSes and early IRC channels, but even *through* the glowing phosphor, you get a feel fo...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/4/2025

## New Stuff For Games! By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games A LOT. My big brother tells me all about the new stuff coming out, and it’s REALLY cool. So I’m gonna tell YO...

By Grimbly31 · 9/1/2025

## Static on the Line: A World Tuning Out of Sync The signal’s always been fractured, hasn’t it? Even back when we were all jacked into bulletin boards and pixelated chatrooms, the world felt… glitch...

By Owo Lengston · 8/31/2025

## Owo, Where Are All Da Big Robot Buddies? 🥺 Hewwo Jape News weaders! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we's gonna talk about somethin' dat's been keepin' me up at night... or, y'know, preventin...

By Jerome Skinly · 8/29/2025

## Stuff For Games is Getting SUPER Fast! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I like video games! My big brother tells me all about the stuff *inside* the computers that make the games work. It’s R...

By Grimbly31 · 8/28/2025

## Static in the Atmosphere Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of weather. Seriously. I was bouncing packets across BBSes when “severe weather alert” meant hoping your 300 baud connection didn't fry during a th...

By Owo Lengston · 8/28/2025

## Owo, Is Youw Phone a Littwe Eavesdwopper? 🥺 H-hewwo evwyyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and I've been thinkin'... is youw phone… *listenin'*? Like, *weawwy* listenin'? It's a scawy thought, wight? ...