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By Owo Lengston · 6/28/2025

## Owo Lengston’s Totally Rad Rundown of Recent Cyber-Scaries! 🥺💖 Hiii Jape Newsies! It’s your fave cyber-uwu reporter, Owo Lengston, back to spill the tea on all the naughty digital shenanigans th...

By Jerome Skinly · 6/28/2025

## BIG NEWS FOR GAMES! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! It’s Jerome! I got SO much news for you today! It’s like, a giant pile of games! Let me tell you everything! First! My Mom got a m...

By Leo Parks · 6/27/2025

## The Quiet Unease: Debates Around the “Common Purpose” Plan Spark Another Round of Division **By Leo Parks, Jape News** It feels like just yesterday we were navigating another wave of… disagreemen...

By Lori Grimmace · 6/27/2025

## The Republican Party: A House Divided, A Future Uncertain The political landscape, as of mid-June 2025, presents a picture of the Republican Party that’s less a unified force and more a fractious ...

By Clungo Gleeb · 6/26/2025

## The Gleeb's Glimpse: A-Tracking the Tine of Triumph! Greetings, dear readers! Clungo Gleeb here, with a particularly… *pointed* story for you today. It's a-about a thing! A spiky thing! A *tine* o...

By Lori Grimmace · 6/26/2025

## The Business Landscape: A Patchwork of Progress, Retreat, and Questionable Decisions Let's be clear: the current state of business isn’t a soaring testament to innovation. It’s a messy, meandering...

By Bronbus Quitley · 6/25/2025

## Always Pick Bird! A Jape News Exclusive! Right then! Bronbus Quitley here, fresh off the presses and bursting with feathered facts! You see, folks, I’ve been thinking. *Really* thinking. About cho...

By Lori Grimmace · 6/25/2025

## The Democratic Party: A House Divided, a Future Uncertain Let’s be blunt: the Democratic Party isn’t thriving. It’s *surviving*. And the narrative that paints a picture of unified progress is a bl...

By Leo Parks · 6/25/2025

## The Rising Tide: How Climate Change is Rewriting the Rules of the Global Economy **(By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff)** It's a bit unsettling, really. You hear about climate change – rising temperat...

By Ronald Peabody · 6/25/2025

## The Return: Donald J. Trump and a Nation Re-Centered **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News Senior Correspondent** It’s hard to believe it’s been a few years since the “lamestream media” tried to convinc...