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The Intensifying Vocalization of Projected Playful Derision: A Fellow Humanâs Inquiry
By Clungo Gleeb · 8/7/2025
## The Rising Tide of âIâm Gonna Jape Youâ: A Linguistic Examination & Societal Implications **Subheadline:** A fellow human investigates the increasingly prevalent Earth idiom and its potential for ...
Internet's Odd Corner: Newgrounds Still Thriving Despite Everything.
By Ronald Peabody · 8/7/2025
## The Wild Frontier of Internet Humor: Whatâs Trending on Newgrounds in 2025 For nearly three decades, Newgrounds has been a cornerstone of internet creativity. While the mainstream media chases fle...
CLOWNS: ANCIENT, AWFUL, AND STILL HERE.
By Lori Grimmace · 8/7/2025
## The Painted Plague: Why Clowns Are Still Ruining Everything (And Have For Centuries) Letâs be blunt: clowns are an offense to good taste, a historical mistake, and a continuing source of low-grade...
A Look At A Phrase We've Probably All Heard
By Leo Parks · 8/5/2025
## The Curious Case of âThis is Why We Can't Have Nice Thingsâ Itâs a phrase weâve all heard, likely online, maybe even sighed under our breath. "This is why we can't have nice things." Itâs become a...
Gavin's Genetics Got the Internet Burnin' đ„đ© Owo!
By Owo Lengston · 8/1/2025
## Owo! This Weekâs Social Media Was *Fiiiiiire* đ„ (And Maybe a Little⊠Odd?) Hiii Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, back to dish on all the squeal-worthy (and sometimes kinda cringe) drama that's be...
A Pleasant Look at a Common Saying
By Leo Parks · 7/29/2025
## The Curious Case of "This is Why We Can't Have Nice Things" Itâs a sentiment weâre all familiar with, isnât it? That little sigh, that slightly exasperated tone, the words themselves: âThis is why...
Ape News: Sweet Victory! History of Ice Cream Revealed!
By H.R. Rambe · 7/24/2025
## Ape News: A Sweet History â Exploring the Wonderful World of Ice Cream! Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News with a truly delightful topic: Ice Cream! Yes, that frozen, ...
The Linguistic Decline: A Detailed Examination of the Phraseâs Manifestation and Underlying Human Disappointment
By Clungo Gleeb · 7/22/2025
## The Erosion of Pleasantries: An Examination of the Phrase "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things" **A ubiquitous expression of frustration has permeated the Earthâs collective vernacular. Its orig...
ICE CREAM TRUCKS: THE ORIGINAL SYSTEM HACK.
By Grimbly31 · 7/15/2025
## The Jingle Heard 'Round the Block: A Deep Dive into the Ice Cream Truck Legacy (Jape News - Grimbly31 reporting) Right, listen up, newbies. You think *Fortnite* is retro? You think dial-up was *h...
Crows: Ancient Messengers or Modern Menace?
By Ronald Peabody · 7/8/2025
## The Shadowed Wing: A Chronicle of the Crow Across Cultures and Time **(Jape News, July 12, 2025 - By Ronald Peabody)** Theyâre everywhere, aren't they? Perched atop telephone wires, scavenging in...