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By Grimbly31 · 12/16/2025

## Dusting Off the Sequins & Booting Up the Ballrooms: What’s Happening This Week Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was considered *fast*. I’ve seen trends come and go, whole cultures blossom in m...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/14/2025

## A Clear and Present Danger: The Troubling Trend of… Aqueous Inhalation Folks, I’ve seen a lot in my years at Jape News. A *lot*. But this… this is something new, and frankly, deeply concerning. I’...

By Owo Lengston · 12/13/2025

## Owo, Newgwound Memes Awe Back! 🥺 H-hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and w-wow, Newgwounds is *buzzin'* again! It's like, the ol' days awe back, but w-with *mowe* digital silliness! I've...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/12/2025

## The Myth, The Madness, The Misunderstanding: A Thorough Dissection of the Cthulhu Cult Let’s be blunt: the fascination with this “Cthulhu” is profoundly irritating. Decades of amateur occultists, ...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/11/2025

## The Descent into Gimmickry: When Baking Met Misguided Ambition Let’s be clear: the culinary world has officially jumped the shark. It wasn’t enough to simply *bake* things, no. Now, apparently, we...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/9/2025

## Ape News - Rambe Reports - This Week's Juicy Bits – December 9th, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown on what’s got the digital jungle buzzing this week, cou...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/9/2025

## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Wild Bananas on the Vine **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent** Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the digital jungle – or,...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/9/2025

## A Time for Tradition and Togetherness Folks, can you believe it’s already mid-December? Seems like just yesterday we were raking leaves, and now the Christmas spirit is truly in the air. It's a wo...

By Grimbly31 · 11/24/2025

## This Week in… Everything? A Holiday Hodgepodge for the Chronically Online (and Offline, I Guess) Okay, look. My feed is *screaming*. Not the usual doomscroll variety, but a cascade of vaguely cele...

By Ronald Peabody · 11/22/2025

## The Painted Smile: A Look Behind the Red Nose For generations, the sight of a brightly colored costume and a painted smile has signaled one thing: laughter. Clowns. They’ve tumbled into our circus...