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By Ronald Peabody · 10/13/2025

## Nature’s Fury: Are We Prepared for These Extreme Weather Events? Folks, let’s talk frankly. We’ve all seen the headlines, and now we’re *living* it. It seems like every other day there’s some new ...

By Leo Parks · 10/2/2025

## A Bit of Everything, Really Well, folks, it’s… a day. That’s probably the best way to put it. I checked the weather site – you know, the one with all the maps and everything – and it seems like pr...

By H.R. Rambe · 9/23/2025

## Central U.S. Drowning, East Coast Facing Fury – Ape News Weather Report Friends, primates, citizens! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News on this, September 23, 2025. And frankly...

By Owo Lengston · 9/16/2025

O-oh my gosh, hiiii everywun! It's Owo Lengston here, and lemme tell u, the weather is bein' *so* dramatic today! It's like Mother Nature is havin' a whole mood swing, uwu. F-first off, the Mid-Atlan...

By Leo Parks · 7/31/2025

## Staying Aware: A Quick Look at Tropical Storms Around the Globe Hello everyone, it's Leo Parks here with a brief update on what's happening with tropical cyclones around the world. It's always goo...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/23/2025

## Perplexing Start, Potentially Problematic Future: Hurricane Season 2025 Already Stirring Trouble! Greetings, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood weather-enthusiast, and boy, do...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/15/2025

## Don't Be a Statistic: Actually Prepare for Hurricane Season, People Another year, another predictable wave of panic as hurricane season looms. Frankly, the annual hand-wringing is tiresome. We’re ...