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TOYS ARE ALIVE I TELL YAāPIGEONS PLAYING VIDEO GAMES & MY AUNT MILDRED IS STILL WAITING FOR HER KNITTING MOMENT!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/21/2025
## Hold the Phone, Folks! Toys Areā¦EVOLVING?! (And My Aunt Mildredās Knitting Still Isn't Trending) **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Toy Correspondent (and self-proclaimed expert on fun)** Okay, buck...
NEWGROUNDS STILL EXISTS & IS FULL OF ROOMBAS, RUST, & MY ASSISTANTāS CONFUSION!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/19/2025
## Hold on to Your Hats, Folks! Newgrounds is *Still* Doing Things! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright, settle in, because lemme tell ya, I just spent the lastā¦ well, letās just say *a while* digging throu...
LIZARDS, COMMUNISM & YOUR CHARITY: Is Your Kindness a Government PLOT?!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/16/2025
## Are Your Charities *Really* Charities? The Shocking Truth Aboutā¦ Well, Everything! **By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Investigative Reporter (and Expert onā¦ Stuff)** Okay, folks, buckle up. You thin...
FRIDGE TYRANNY MUST END! Bananas Demand Sunshine, Potatoes Plot Escape!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/14/2025
## The Fridge Rebellion: What *Doesn't* Belong in the Cold! ā By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, and let me tell you, Iāve been doing some *serious* investigati...
MOONTAKU FOUNDER: SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH VACUUMS (AND CHARTREUSE IS BETTER, OBVIOUSLY!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/13/2025
## Should We Challenge the Moon? Jape News Ponders a Rivalry with Moontaku! Good morning, Japers! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood newsā¦ well, *gatherer* really. Look, gathering is a ...
BEAVERS ARE PLOTTING AND THE WEATHER CHANNEL PROVED IT! (Plus, spontaneous pigeon combustion!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/12/2025
## Is the Weather Messing With *You*?! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, settle in, because the weather today? Hoo boy. Itās a doozy. Iām tellinā ya, the atmosphere is justā¦ *moody*. It's like it w...
PIGEONS, PICKLES & PODCASTS: I PREDICT OLYMPIC BOBSLED VICTORY! (Also, My Aunt Mildred Saysā¦)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/10/2025
## Pigeon Diplomacy & the Great Pickle Panic of '25 - A Bronbus Quitley Report Folks, Bronbus Quitley here, live fromā¦ well, my kitchen table mostly. But trust me, the world is HAPPENING. And let me ...
PEDRO PASCAL IS A GENIUS AND ALSO MY AUNT MILDREDāS FRUITCAKE IS A WARNING!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/7/2025
## Bronbus Quitleyās Big Picture Bonanza: Is āThe Fantastic Four: First Stepsā a Fantastic First Impression? Right, hello folks, Bronbus Quitley here, your guide to the glittering, sometimes gritty, ...
Hackers Stealing Data?! Monkeys & Pirates Involved ā Liechtensteinās Clocks at Risk!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 7/28/2025
## Enough Jabbering, Let's Actually *Stop* the Hackers! Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident expert onā¦ well, *everything*. And today, weāre talking about something REALL...
CHINA'S PANDAS ARE BENCHPRESSING RHINOS!?! The Great GPU Uprising is HERE! (And Squirrels are Involved!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 7/28/2025
## The Great Tech Pivot: Are We Witnessing a New Era of Gaming Hardware? Right then! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live (and slightly breathless) from the front lines of the gaming hardware revolut...