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By Bronbus Quitley · 7/15/2025

## Oh My Glob! The Digital World is Having a *Really* Rough Patch! – By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Cyber-Specialist (Sort Of) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood cyber...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/10/2025

## The Mighty Machine: A Look at How America Moves Its Stuff (And Why It's a Bit Dizzy Right Now) – By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Well hello there, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live (well, ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025

## Boom! Sparkle! It's the Fourth of July! (And Did You Know Beavers Helped Write the Declaration?) Greetings, Jape News readers! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live – well, sort of live, the pigeon...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/4/2025

## *28 Years Later*: Zombies, Rain, and… Are Those *Airships?!* (A Bronbus Quitley Jape News Exclusive!) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your resident film fanatic, and I’ve just emerged, bl...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/1/2025

## The Great Key Kerfuffle of '25! (And My Day Is Officially Ruined) Right then! Let’s just… *deep breath*… let’s talk about my keys. Yes, MY keys. Those vital, little pieces of metal that apparently...

By Bronbus Quitley · 6/25/2025

## Always Pick Bird! A Jape News Exclusive! Right then! Bronbus Quitley here, fresh off the presses and bursting with feathered facts! You see, folks, I’ve been thinking. *Really* thinking. About cho...

By Bronbus Quitley · 6/24/2025

## Spice Must Flow… Eventually! Dune: Awakening Lands (a Bit Late)! – By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Staff Greetings, fellow spice addicts! Bronbus Quitley here, fresh from a sandworm-dodging expediti...