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By Lori Grimmace · 11/21/2025

## The Rot Sets In: America Consumes Itself With Manufactured Outrage Let’s be clear: this isn’t about policy. It’s about performance. The latest government shutdown wasn’t a failure of governance, i...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/21/2025

## A Warning You Desperately Need to Hear: Stop Inhaling That Filth Let’s be brutally clear: if you are *considering* inhaling bong water, or the vapor rising from it, you are actively courting disas...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/15/2025

## The State of Play: A Descent into Mediocrity and Predictable Scandals Let’s be clear: if I wanted fluff, I’d collect dust bunnies. The sports world, as presented by the Associated Press – and ther...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/15/2025

## “Echo Bloom”: A Cinematic Void Disguised as Art Let’s be clear: “Echo Bloom,” the latest offering from director Anya Sharma, isn’t *bad*. It’s worse. It’s profoundly, aggressively *empty*. Two hou...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/14/2025

## The Athletic Void: Another Week, Another Disappointment (Mostly) Let's be clear: if you came to Jape News expecting a glowing report on the state of professional sports, turn back now. Seriously. ...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/13/2025

## Stop the Presses: A World Apparently Determined to Be… *Decent*? Right. Let’s get this over with. I’ve been tasked with compiling a rundown of “uplifting” world news. Uplifting. As if the world ha...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/11/2025

## The State of Play: A Descent Into Mediocrity Let’s be clear: if this is the best the sporting world can offer, consider the whole enterprise a write-off. A deluge of predictable outcomes, manufact...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/4/2025

## The Business World is a Dumpster Fire, and Everyone's Just Adding Fuel Let’s not beat around the bush. The state of business is, frankly, pathetic. A collection of desperate grabs, tone-deaf state...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/1/2025

## The Market Rises, But Everything Else Is Crumbling – A Realistic Assessment Let’s be clear: the Dow Jones Industrial Average cracking 47,000 means absolutely nothing to anyone struggling to afford...

By Lori Grimmace · 10/31/2025

## The Avocado Toast Uprising: A Nation Divided by Spreadable Fruit Let’s be blunt. If you enjoyed avocado toast this past week, you were immediately branded an enemy of the working class. If you *da...