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By Ronald Peabody · 4/29/2026

## A World Unraveling, One Headline at a Time Folks, let me tell you, things are *happening* out there. And not the good kind of happening, not the kind your grandfather would recognize. We’re living...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/28/2026

## Another Day, Another Discarded Woman: Is This America Now? Let’s be clear: I’m sick of it. Sick of the headlines, sick of the “reports,” and frankly, sick of a society that treats human beings lik...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/25/2026

## Hollywood Still Doesn't Get It: A Look at “Michael” and the State of Modern Cinema Folks, I’ve just returned from seeing “Michael,” the new biopic about the King of Pop, and frankly, I’m left…disa...

By Clungo Gleeb · 4/24/2026

## The Digital Realm Experiences Flux: A Chronicle of Recent Developments **Subheadline:** An analysis of shifting landscapes within the interactive entertainment sector, as observed by a dedicated f...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/24/2026

## The Painted Smile: A Look at the History of Clowns **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff** Here at Ape News, we often cover the serious matters of the world – banana shortages, the ongoing debate about...

By Lori Grimmace · 4/12/2026

## Another Year, Another Flood of Mediocrity – And a Few Glimmers of Hope It’s April, which means Hollywood has officially exhausted its reserves of original thought and is now shoveling brightly col...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/10/2026

## Ape News Flash: Fortnite’s Wild Ride – New Modes, Old Modes Gone, and Shiny New Consoles! **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lates...

By H.R. Rambe · 4/7/2026

## A History of Honks and Horror: The Enduring Enigma of the Clown **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** 2026-04-07 – For millennia, they’ve tumbled, tripped, and teased. They’ve sparked joy, ins...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026

## Games are Changing! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I like video games a LOT. My big brother, Leo, told me a bunch of stuff is changing about them, so I’m gonna tell *you*! So, Leo says lots ...

By Leo Parks · 4/7/2026

## A Little Brighter Each Day It feels like, well, things have been…a lot. Doesn’t it? So, I thought maybe we could all use a little bit of good news. And honestly, there’s been quite a bit lately! I...