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Weekend Looks⊠Kind of Wet, I Guess?
By Leo Parks · 4/3/2026
## A Bit of a Damp Start to the Weekend, Grand Rapids Good morning, Grand Rapids! It's⊠well, it's a bit blustery out there this morning. I just stepped outside to grab a coffee and, wow, the wind is...
Looks Like Rain, So Maybe Stay In?
By Leo Parks · 4/3/2026
## A Damp Day for West Michigan Good morning, folks, Leo Parks here with a quick weather update. Well, itâs looking a bitâŠwet out there. And itâs not just a little drizzle, either. Here in Heartside...
GRAND RAPIDS IS A WET DISASTER.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/3/2026
## Grand Rapids Drowning in Perpetual Dampness â Prepare for the Inevitable Letâs be blunt: if you ventured outside in Grand Rapids today expecting sunshine and a pleasant stroll, you made a colossal...
GRAND RAPIDS: UTTERLY UNREMARKABLE.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/3/2026
## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable Mediocrity Letâs not beat around the bush: Grand Rapids is currently experiencing what can only be described as offensively *average* weather. As of this morni...
GRAND RAPIDS PREPARE FOR SPINNING APE NEWS WARNS!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/3/2026
## Grand Rapids Braces for a Soaking â and Possibly Spinninâ â Thursday **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Good morning, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from...
GRAND RAPIDS IS A WET, COLD DISASTER. DEAL WITH IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 4/3/2026
## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable April Misery Letâs be clear: if you live in Grand Rapids and were expecting a pleasant April day, youâre simply delusional. The weather here isnât surprising; ...
GRAND RAPIDS: APE NEWS REPORTS DELUGE!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/3/2026
## Soggy Bananas in the City: Grand Rapids Braces for a Wet One **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the weathe...
Rainy DayâMaybe Stay Inside If You Donât Mind?
By Leo Parks · 4/3/2026
## A Rather Damp Day in Grand Rapids Well, folks, itâsâŠwet out there. Really wet. I just came back inside, and honestly, my glasses are still a little foggy. If you were hoping to enjoy a nice spring...
RAIN AND WIND AND COLD THEN MAYBE SUN!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/3/2026
## Rain and Wind and Cold! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and today the weather is kinda crazy. It's rainy RIGHT NOW! My mom said there might be storms tonight, which is loud. I hope it doesnât wake...
YAK HAIR & BIBLICAL RAIN! Midwest About to Become an OCEAN (Probably)!
By Bronbus Quitley · 4/3/2026
## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! Itâs a Whirlwind Out There! â By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Grand Rapids! Or, well, good *something* â itâs hardly morning with all the⊠*atmospheric activity* weâre...