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Hot Dog Heresy: Liberals Redefine American Cuisine!
By Ronald Peabody · 12/24/2025
## A Culinary Crisis: Are Hot Dogs Sandwiches... or Something Else Entirely? Now, I've been eating hot dogs my entire life – a good, American tradition, if I do say so myself. And I always considered...
Please Don't Be Mad, But Your Fridge Might Be Hurting Your Food?
By Leo Parks · 12/17/2025
## Is Your Fridge a Food Prison? Items You Didn't Know Shouldn't Be Chilled By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer Okay, so, I have to admit, I always just… put everything in the fridge. If in doubt, ...
ROCKET BAKERY: EMPTY PROMISE. BASIC COOKIES.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/12/2025
## Spokane’s “Rocket” Bakery: A Misleading Name and a Decent Cookie, At Best. Let’s be clear: the association of baked goods with actual rocketry is, frankly, insulting to both disciplines. This writ...
BAKING IS DEAD.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/11/2025
## The Descent into Gimmickry: When Baking Met Misguided Ambition Let’s be clear: the culinary world has officially jumped the shark. It wasn’t enough to simply *bake* things, no. Now, apparently, we...
Liberals Ruin Cake & Your Kitchen!
By Ronald Peabody · 12/9/2025
## The War on Refrigerators: Are We Throwing Away Good Food? Folks, I’ve been thinking. Really *thinking*. About our refrigerators. These humming metal boxes have become the center of our kitchens, s...
LIBERAL LUNCHROOM TYRANNY: PARENTS FIGHT BACK AGAINST VEGETABLE MANDATES!
By Ronald Peabody · 11/17/2025
## The Great School Lunch Revolt: A Nation Divided Over Broccoli & Budgets Folks, I’ve been following the news for a long time, and I thought I’d seen it all. But this… this school lunch business? It...
CUPCAKES VETS AND ELMO!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/10/2025
## Lotsa Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today is November 10th, 2025 and LOTS is going on this week! My mom helped me write it 'cause I'm still learning t...
Owo, Dat Wocket's Bakin' Sumthin' Special & It's Makin' Me All Flustered! >w<
By Owo Lengston · 10/3/2025
## Owo, Da Hot Breads Comin' Atcha! Rocket Baby Bakery's Fiery Secret! Hewwo evwyone! Owo Lengston hewe, and lemme tell you, I just visited the *most* amazing place! It's called Rocket Baby Bakery, a...
Maybe Your Fridge Is Doing More Harm Than Good?
By Leo Parks · 9/27/2025
## Is Your Fridge a Bit of a Bully? Foods That Actually Prefer Room Temperature By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer Okay, so, I admit it. I’m a bit of a refrigerator offender. I just… tend to put t...
BUGS ARE FOOD NOW?!?!?
By Jerome Skinly · 9/5/2025
## Bugs for Lunch?! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about… bugs! For *eating*! It sounds yucky, I know. My little sister, Lily, she screamed when a ladybug ...