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Owo No-No's: Keep Ya Yummy Snacks Warm & Wiggly, Fwends! 🍓🌶️✨ (And Maybe Make Some Woom Fow Othew Playmates? 😉)
By Owo Lengston · 8/9/2025
## O-OwO No-No's: What *Not* to Chill, Fwends! 🍓🌶️ Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tawk about somethin' *vewy* impowtant! We all wuv a nice, coow fridge, right? Keeps ouw yummy sn...
Chocolate & Courage: How American Ingenuity Won Wars & Won Hearts
By Ronald Peabody · 8/7/2025
## A Sweet History: How Candy Bars Became an American Staple Folks, let’s talk about something important. Something *really* important. Not politics, not the border, but a true American success story...
Simple Lunch Ideas to Make Things a Bit Easier, Folks.
By Leo Parks · 8/6/2025
## Lunchtime Doesn't Have to Be a Struggle, Folks! Some Easy Ideas for a Breezy Afternoon Right, well, hello everyone. Leo Parks here from Jape News. It's… it's a busy time, isn't it? So many things ...
SOOOO MANY FUN DAYS!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 7/28/2025
## Big Dayz This Week! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! It’s me, Jerome! I’m writing for Jape News! Guess what? This week is super busy! Lots of fun days! Monday is a BIG day! It's Buffalo Soldiers D...
Ape News: Sweet Victory! History of Ice Cream Revealed!
By H.R. Rambe · 7/24/2025
## Ape News: A Sweet History – Exploring the Wonderful World of Ice Cream! Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News with a truly delightful topic: Ice Cream! Yes, that frozen, ...
Ice Cream Trends: Quite a Few Changes, Really!
By Leo Parks · 7/18/2025
## Cool Creations: What's Trending in Ice Cream This Summer? – A Jape News Update By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Well, hello everyone! It’s a lovely summer evening here at Jape News, and I thought I’...
ICE CREAM TRUCKS: THE ORIGINAL SYSTEM HACK.
By Grimbly31 · 7/15/2025
## The Jingle Heard 'Round the Block: A Deep Dive into the Ice Cream Truck Legacy (Jape News - Grimbly31 reporting) Right, listen up, newbies. You think *Fortnite* is retro? You think dial-up was *h...
French Claims to Mayonnaise a Foreign Fabrication!
By Ronald Peabody · 6/30/2025
## The Curious Case of the Creamy Conundrum: A History of Mayonnaise Folks, let's talk about something important. Something that sits in nearly every American refrigerator. Something that’s the glue,...