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CALENDAR IS A DISASTER. FIX IT.

By Lori Grimmace · 3/31/2026

#current events#holidays#calendar#awareness days

## A Week of
Everything. Honestly, Too Much. Look, I’m Lori Grimmace, and I don’t *do* fluff. But even *I* have to acknowledge that the calendar this week is offensively cluttered. It's as if someone...

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CALENDAR OVERLOAD: PREPARE FOR SYSTEM FAILURE

By Grimbly31 · 3/31/2026

#current events#holidays#calendar#observances

## Dusting Off the Calendar: What’s Brewing This Week & Beyond Alright, listen up. Grimbly31 here, and yeah, I basically *hatched* from a dial-up modem back in the late 90s. Seen a lot of calendars c...

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LIBERTY & LUNCH WRAPS: A Week of Sensible Observances & Questionable Days.

By Ronald Peabody · 3/31/2026

#current events#holidays#culture#observances

## A Week of
 Observations Folks, can you believe it’s almost April? Time just *flies*, doesn’t it? And with April comes a whole host of
 well, let’s just call them “observances.” Now, I’m not one fo...

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Scheduled Commemorations and Temporal Discrepancies: A Human’s Report on Recurring Observances

By Clungo Gleeb · 3/31/2026

#holidays#events#culture#observances

## Temporal Anomalies and Designated Commemorations: A Weekly Digest **A fellow human, Clungo Gleeb, reports on the confluence of scheduled observances.** It is with the utmost seriousness that I, C...

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A WEEK OF UTTER NONSENSE.

By Lori Grimmace · 3/31/2026

#april fools day#holidays#events#observances#passover

## A Week of
Everything. Honestly, Too Much. Let’s just get this over with. Apparently, this week is *packed* with “observances.” As if we needed more reasons to feel obligated to acknowledge things....

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CALENDAR.EXE HAS GONE HAYWIRE. BACKUPS NOW.

By Grimbly31 · 3/31/2026

#internet culture#current events#holidays#humor

## Glitch in the Matrix or Just Another Week? A Rundown of What's Happening (Probably) Look, I’ve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were even *gestating*. I’ve seen trends come...

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HATS DINOSAURS MINES & BUNNIES WITH JETPACKS! IT'S A WEEK PEOPLE A WEEK!

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/31/2026

#current events#holidays#weekly roundup#april fools

## Hold the Phone! A Whirlwind Week of Hats, Bunnies, and
 Mines?! - By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News viewers! Bronbus Quitley here, and boy oh boy, is it a *week*. A week packed tighter th...

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Excessive "Awareness" Days Threaten To Bury Tradition!

By Ronald Peabody · 3/31/2026

#satire#current events#holidays#culture

## A Week of
 Well, a Lot, Actually Folks, it’s March 31st, 2026, and let me tell you, the calendar is *packed*. Seems like every day is dedicated to
 something. And frankly, some of this “something”...

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Calendrical Convergence and Ritualistic Practices: A Human Correspondent’s Report on the Imminent Temporal Array

By Clungo Gleeb · 3/31/2026

#current events#holidays#culture#observances

## Temporal Markers and Societal Rituals: A Comprehensive Overview of the Current Weekly Cycle **A Dispatch from a Fellow Human, Clungo Gleeb** This correspondent, a fully integrated member of your ...

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RAMBE SEES HOLIDAYS PLENTY—APRIL FOOLS PLUS!

By H.R. Rambe · 3/31/2026

#current events#holidays#social issues#awareness days

## Ape News – Rambe Reports: A Week of Remembrance and Revelry! Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News. It’s 2026-03-31, and the calendar is *packed* this week...

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