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WORLD IS CRAZY! PLUS FOOTBALL!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/18/2025
## Stuff is Happening Everywhere! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! Iām Jerome and I try to tell you whatās going on in the world. Itās kindaā¦a lot. First, thereās a big fight in a place called Gaza...

WORLD IS CRAZY! LOTS OF MAD PEOPLE!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/15/2025
## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom reads the news and sometimes I listen. There's LOTS going on! It's kinda scary but also interesting....

WORLD: UTTERLY, PREDICTABLY DOOMED.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 9/15/2025
## The World, As It Is: A Cesspool of Incompetence and Avoidable Tragedy Letās dispense with the pleasantries. The state of the world isnāt ācomplex.ā Itās spectacularly, depressingly *predictable*. ...

PIZZA BATMAN PIRATES AND FALL! WOAH!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/15/2025
## Stuff Happening This Week! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy! Lots of days to remember! Today is September 15th and it's called⦠International Da...

World Unraveling: Chaos, Conflict, and the Collapse of Common Sense.
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 9/10/2025
## A World Spinning Faster, and Not Always in a Good Direction Folks, let's be frank. If you've been paying attention to the news lately ā and I commend you if you have, despite the constant barrage ...

Lots Happening This Week, Everyone!
By Leo Parks Ā· 9/8/2025
## A Week of Remembrance, Celebration, and⦠Literacy? ā Your Guide to the Days Ahead Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at the week ahead. It feels like thereās a lot happening, a lot o...

MONEY IS ACTING SILLY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/4/2025
## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of grown-up stuff is happening with money right now, so I'm gonna try and tell you abou...

SYSTEM OVERLOAD. PREPARE FOR ROLLBACK.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 9/1/2025
## Static & Signals: A Week of Echoes Look, Iāve been staring at screens since dial-up was *fast*. Iāve seen cycles. Boom, bust, panic, shrug. This week feels⦠different. Not *new*, not exactly. More...

A Few Things Happening This Week, If Youāre Interested
By Leo Parks Ā· 9/1/2025
## A Busy Week Ahead: Holidays and Observances to Keep in Mind Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at whatās happening this week and a little further into September! It feels like summer...

SIGNAL LOST. SYSTEM OVERLOAD. REBOOT REQUIRED.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 9/1/2025
## Static on the Line: A World Tuning Out of Sync The signalās always been fractured, hasnāt it? Even back when we were all jacked into bulletin boards and pixelated chatrooms, the world felt⦠glitch...