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WORLD IS WILD!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 11/27/2025
## Stuff Happening All Over! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about stuff that's happening in the world. It's kinda scary sometimes, but also inte...

FLAGDAY.EXE OVERLOAD.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 11/24/2025
## This Week in⦠Everything? A Holiday Hodgepodge for the Chronically Online (and Offline, I Guess) Okay, look. My feed is *screaming*. Not the usual doomscroll variety, but a cascade of vaguely cele...

SYSTEM_FAILURE_IMMINENT_CHECK_YOUR_DEBUG_LOGS
By Grimbly31 Ā· 11/23/2025
## Static on the Line, Ghosts in the Machine - November 23rd, 2025 Look, Iāve been watching the world burn ā or, more accurately, *reading* about it burning ā since dial-up was a luxury. You get a ce...

NATION COLLAPSES INTO PETTY, PROFIT-DRIVEN INSANITY.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 11/21/2025
## The Rot Sets In: America Consumes Itself With Manufactured Outrage Letās be clear: this isnāt about policy. Itās about performance. The latest government shutdown wasnāt a failure of governance, i...

Traditional Values & Good News Prevail Amidst Modern Chaos
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 11/20/2025
## A Bright Spot in Troubled Times: Good News From Around the Globe Folks, letās be honest. It feels like every time you turn on the television these days, itās just *more* bad news. Crime, conflict,...

Sports Are Going SoftāAnd It's A National Disgrace!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 11/19/2025
## The State of the Game: A Look at What's Happening in Sports Today Folks, letās be honest, it feels like sports are changing faster than ever. Not necessarily *for the better*, mind you, but changi...

Tech Tyranny & The Erosion of Freedom!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 11/18/2025
## The Digital Dust-Up: A Week of Outrage and Overreaction Online Folks, letās be honest. Sometimes I think the internet is less a town square and more a digital demolition derby. This week certainly...

A Lot Happening This Week, Hopefully Everyone Finds Something Good
By Leo Parks Ā· 11/17/2025
## A Busy Week Ahead: November 17th - 23rd Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at whatās happening this week! It feels like thereās *so* much going on, itās a little overwhelming, honest...

WORLD INSISTS ON BEING MILDLY LESS AWFUL. STILL DISAPPOINTING.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 11/13/2025
## Stop the Presses: A World Apparently Determined to Be⦠*Decent*? Right. Letās get this over with. Iāve been tasked with compiling a rundown of āupliftingā world news. Uplifting. As if the world ha...

American Values Prevail: Heartwarming Stories Mainstream Media Ignores
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 11/11/2025
## A Bright Spot in a Troubled World: Good News Worth Sharing Now, folks, let's be honest. Turn on the television these days and youāre bombarded with negativity. Crime, political squabbling, folks j...