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WORTHLESS DISTRACTIONS. STILL DISAPPOINTED.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 10/30/2025
## Sentimentality Will Be The Death Of Us, But Fine. Hereās Whatās Apparently āGoodā Letās just get this over with. Apparently, people *demand* to hear about things that arenāt actively awful. As if ...

Good Things Are Happening, It Seems.
By Leo Parks Ā· 10/28/2025
## A Little Bit of Good: Stories to Warm Your Heart It feels like the news is⦠well, a lot, doesnāt it? Sometimes it's just nice to take a breath and remember that good things *are* happening out the...

Lots of Dates This Week, Seems Good
By Leo Parks Ā· 10/27/2025
## A Week of Warm Wishes and Sweet Treats Hello, folks, Leo Parks here with a quick look at whatās happening this week! It feels like the year is just *flying* by, doesnāt it? And with so much going ...

Planetary Oscillations and the Continued Functioning of Terrestrial Systems: A Humanās Synthesis.
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 10/26/2025
## A Planet in Flux: Observations Regarding Terrestrial Developments - 2025-10-26 **Subheadline:** A compilation of ongoing incidents suggests a period of heightened instability and complex socio-pol...

Owo! Social Media is a WILD Ride & My Tail is Twitchin' From All Da Spiciness! š¶ļøš¼
By Owo Lengston Ā· 10/25/2025
## Owo! Dis Week's Social Media Spiciness is *So* Much! š¶ļø Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to dish da deets on all da *hot* messes happenin' on social media dis week! Oh my gosh, it'...

FLAGS. BONES. CLERKS. THE FEED IS WEIRD THIS WEEK.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/20/2025
## Dust Off the Flag, Boot Up the Feels: A Week of Remembrance andā¦Bone Days? - By Grimbly31 Alright, listen up, you youngāuns and digital nomads. Old Man Grimbly here to remind you that even in the ...

REPLAYING. SIGNAL LOST. BEEN HERE BEFORE.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/14/2025
## Static and Signal: A World on Repeat - October 14th, 2025 Okay, look. Iām Grimbly31. Been online since dial-up was a *good* time. Seen a lot of cycles. And honestly? Right now feelsā¦familiar. Like...

WORLD IS BUSY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/12/2025
## Lots is Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and Iām seven. My teacher said I could be a reporter! So hereās whatās going on in the world. Itās⦠a lot. First, there was fighting, but now it...

SIGNAL LOST. WORLD BUFFERING.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 10/11/2025
## Static & Signals: A Week of Shifting Realities Okay, lemme just adjust my gain⦠there. Staticās been *terrible* lately. Feels like the whole world is broadcasting on overlapping frequencies. You k...

Pigeons Plummet, Robots Brew, Llamas Rule & SPACE HOTELS?! (Mildred Told Me So!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 10/10/2025
## Pigeon Post Profits Plummet, While Robo-Baristas Rise! (And My Aunt Mildred's Knitting Business is Doing *Remarkably* Well) Okay folks, buckle up, because the business world is a *whirlwind*! I wa...