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By Owo Lengston · 10/3/2025

## Owo, Da Hot Breads Comin' Atcha! Rocket Baby Bakery's Fiery Secret! Hewwo evwyone! Owo Lengston hewe, and lemme tell you, I just visited the *most* amazing place! It's called Rocket Baby Bakery, a...

By Grimbly31 · 9/30/2025

## Seriously? October Already? Look, I've been staring at screens since before most of you were *born*, alright? I remember when checking the weather meant decoding static on a BBS and hoping someone...

By H.R. Rambe · 9/30/2025

## This Isn't the Future I Asked For **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News** They say the future isn’t what it used to be. Seems silly, doesn't it? Like saying bananas aren’t what they used to be. They’re still...

By Owo Lengston · 9/28/2025

## Owo! So Much Shiny! A Peek at All Da New Gadgets! ~ By Owo Lengston H-hewwo, my wittle gamers! Owo Lengston here, and lemme tell you, my circuits are *buzzing*! So much new stuff has been announce...

By Clungo Gleeb · 9/24/2025

## Digital Fortifications Under Strain: A Survey of Recent Cybersecurity Events **Subheadline:** CISA Reports Indicate Widespread Vulnerabilities and Supply Chain Compromises Demand Heightened Vigila...

By Grimbly31 · 9/22/2025

## Static and Signals: A Week in the Bleeding Edge of Sport Look, I’ve been watching pixels bleed into reality for a *long* time. Longer than most of you have been breathing, probably. Raised on BBS ...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/21/2025

## Uh Oh! Bad Guys and Computers! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says there’s been a LOT of stuff happening with computers and… bad guys. Not like robbers,...

By Clungo Gleeb · 9/19/2025

## Luminescence and Silicon: A Dispatch on Contemporary Gaming Hardware **Subheadline:** Recent advancements in processing units and visual display technologies suggest a period of accelerated evolut...

By Owo Lengston · 9/17/2025

## Owoh My Gawd! Bizness is *Wild* Right Now! - By Owo Lengston H-hewwo, cuties! Owo Lengston here, and whew, the bizness world is *busy*! Like, *really* busy. It’s makin’ me all flustered, and not i...

By Owo Lengston · 9/12/2025

## Owo, Is Your Phone a Lil’ Peek-a-Boo? 😳 Hewwo everyone! It’s Owo Lengston here, and I gotta ask… does it *feeeeel* like your phone is always, *always* listenin’? Like, you casually mention you wa...