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NEW COMPUTER STUFF IS AWESOME!

By Jerome Skinly · 8/27/2025

#hardware#pc gaming#gaming#technology

## Cool New Stuff for Games! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi! I'm Jerome and I like video games! My big brother tells me all about the stuff *inside* the computers that make the games work. It's RE...

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 Happening, Which Is Good.

Things Are
 Happening, Which Is Good.

By Leo Parks · 8/25/2025

#future#world news#technology#solar energy

## A Quiet Week, Mostly (August 25th, 2025) It’s
 well, it’s been a week. Not a *bad* week, thankfully. Just
 a week. Things haven’t exactly been *calm*, but it hasn’t been
 dramatic, either? Does th...

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BYTECODE WARFARE: THEY'RE COMING FOR THE DANCES.

By Grimbly31 · 8/25/2025

#social media#politics#technology#censorship#first amendment

## The Algorithm's Shadow: How TikTok's Ban Became a First Amendment Fight The fluorescent lights of the Capitol hearing room felt particularly harsh on Representative Anya Sharma’s face as she grill...

Header image for: BAKERY BOOSTERS CONFIRMED. (PROBABLY.)

BAKERY BOOSTERS CONFIRMED. (PROBABLY.)

By Grimbly31 · 8/24/2025

#humor#food#technology#innovation

## Slice of the Future: When Bakeries Get a Boost Look, I’ve seen some things. Raised on BBS boards and the early web, I’ve witnessed the evolution of
 well, everything. But even *I* was surprised to...

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Robots Are Cool, But Still Not Giant Yet, Okay?

By Leo Parks · 8/24/2025

#technology#science#robotics#engineering

## Still Waiting for Our Mechs: Where Are the Giant Robots? **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer** It’s a question that’s plagued science fiction fans for decades: why don’t we *have* giant robots...

Header image for: No No Iphones! Keep Dem Wittle Hands Off Da Scweenies! đŸ„ș👉👈

No No Iphones! Keep Dem Wittle Hands Off Da Scweenies! đŸ„ș👉👈

By Owo Lengston · 8/20/2025

#social media#technology#parenting#babies

## Owo, No No Iphones For Tiny Beans! đŸ„șđŸ“± Hewwo evwyone, it's yer boi Owo Lengston hewe, comin' at chu wif a vewy impowtant question! It's sumthin' I've been thinkin' about *a lot* wecently, espcial...

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A Little Overwhelming, Honestly.

Things Feel
A Little Overwhelming, Honestly.

By Leo Parks · 8/17/2025

#future#social commentary#technology#mental health

## This Isn't the Future I Asked For It feels
loud. Not with sound, exactly, though the endless notifications certainly contribute. It’s a *fullness*, a constant pressure of
everything. I remember wh...

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GRID’S FRACTURING. PREPARE FOR DISCONNECT.

By Grimbly31 · 8/11/2025

#cybersecurity#technology#internet#digital warfare

## The Digital Battlefield: A Year of Escalation and Adaptation **(Jape News) – August 11, 2025 – By Grimbly31** Look, I’ve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were born. Seen t...

Header image for: APE NEWS: WALLS HAVE EARS—ARE YOUR DEVICES SPIES?

APE NEWS: WALLS HAVE EARS—ARE YOUR DEVICES SPIES?

By H.R. Rambe · 8/9/2025

#technology#privacy#smart devices#surveillance

## Are the Walls Talking Back? Ape News Investigates Your Always-On Devices **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Investigative Reporter** Here at Ape News, we’ve been fielding a lot of questions lately. Scratc...

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TARIFFS. STARLINK. SYSTEM FAILURE IMMINENT.

By Grimbly31 · 7/31/2025

#economy#business#technology#trade#global affairs

## The Algorithm's Grip Tightens: Tariffs, Starlink, and a Whole Lot of Uncertainty Right, settle in, newbies. Old Grimbly31's gonna lay some truth on you. It's been a weird cycle, hasn's it? The kin...

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