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By Ronald Peabody · 3/29/2026

## Chicago Under Siege: A Meteorological Assault Folks, I’m here to tell you, this isn’t just “weather.” This is an *attack*. A blatant disregard for a peaceful Sunday morning, and frankly, a bit sus...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/28/2026

## The Rising Tide of Decadence and…Squid Worship? A Concerned Citizen Reports Folks, I’ve seen a lot in my years at Jape News. A lot. And I thought I’d seen it all – the avocado toast craze, the you...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/27/2026

## The Skies are Falling…Or Are They Just Warm? A Look at Today’s Erratic Weather Folks, I’m starting to think the liberals are tinkering with the thermostat again. Now, I’m not saying climate change...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/21/2026

## A Silent Threat to National Security? The Truth About Bird Flatulence Folks, I’ve been reporting on the issues that *matter* for Jape News for a long time now, and I thought I’d seen it all. But t...

By Grimbly31 · 3/19/2026

## They Were Always Watching, Man. Always. Look, I’ve been online since before most of you were *gestating*. I remember warez boards, BBSes, the whole nine yards. We used to talk about surveillance s...

By Ronald Peabody · 9/3/2025

## The Rising Tide and the Erosion of Tradition: Is ‘Cthulhu’ a Warning From the Deep? Folks, I’ve been doing some research. Important research. And frankly, what I’ve uncovered is deeply unsettling....