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CLOWNS ARE OLD AND SOMETIMES SCARY BUT I LIKE BALLOONS
By Jerome Skinly · 3/11/2026
## Clowns are...Old? By Jerome Skinly Okay so, my teacher Ms. Davis said we had to write about something. I picked clowns! Because they are funny! But also… kinda spooky? My mom said clowns have bee...
Clowns Are…Around, I Guess.
By Leo Parks · 3/4/2026
## A Quiet Observation on… Well, Clowns It’s been a bit of a strange week, honestly. Everyone’s been *talking* about clowns. Not, like, scary clowns, thankfully. Just… clowns. I overheard Mrs. Gable ...
CTHULHU IS A MARKETING PLOY.
By Lori Grimmace · 3/2/2026
## Cthulhu: An Overrated Squib Let’s be brutally honest, shall we? Cthulhu. The name rolls off the tongues of every second-rate horror author and basement-dwelling “mythos expert,” but the creature i...
SYSTEM OVERLOAD: PIZZA REQUIRED.
By Grimbly31 · 2/9/2026
## Dust Off Your Floppy Disks & Grab a Slice: A Week of… Everything? – By Grimbly31 Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of Februarys. More than most, frankly. I was basically raised on dial-up and the promise of...
WRESTLING MOVES & LIMBURGER CHEESE: I KNEW A GUY!
By Bronbus Quitley · 2/6/2026
## Bronbus Quitley Reports: The Wild World of Wrestling Moves (and Their Even Wilder Names!) Folks, lemme tell ya, I've seen things. *Things* I tell ya! Been coverin' wrestling since, oh, goodness, b...
BELICHICK DELAYED! HUMANS NEED BANANA-LEVEL LOGIC - Ape News
By H.R. Rambe · 1/29/2026
## Apes Reflect on Gridiron Glory and Olympic Dreams - Ape News, January 29th, 2026 The jungle drums have been beating with tales from the sporting world, and your correspondent, H.R. Rambe, has been...
WRESTLING MOVES ARE SECRETLY POETRY & I ONCE ARM-WRESTLED ANDRE (HE LET ME WIN)!
By Bronbus Quitley · 1/28/2026
## Bronbus Quitley’s Deep Dive into the Strangely Spectacular World of Wrestling Move Names! Folks, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen a LOT of wrestling in my time. A LOT. Back in ‘83, I once arm-wrestled And...
WRESTLING NAMES ARE PATHETICALLY STUPID.
By Lori Grimmace · 1/22/2026
## The Absurdity of Aggression: When Wrestling Moves Get…Creative Let’s be clear. Most wrestling moves are named with about as much imagination as a concrete block. A spinebuster *busts the spine*. G...
Owo, Da Wesslin' Moves Awe Makin' Me Blush & Giggle! >w<
By Owo Lengston · 1/20/2026
## Owo, Da Moves Are So SILLY! - By Owo Lengston Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tawlk about sumfin *weally* impowtant. Like, vewy, vewy impowtant. It's about wessling moves! But n...
Owo! Wwesstling Moves With Vewy Spicy Names?! ~uwu~
By Owo Lengston · 1/17/2026
## Owo, Did You See That?! A Look at Wwesstling's Wackiest Move Names! ~uwu~ H-hewwo, fwiends! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethin' *vewy* impowtant. No, not… uh… *that* kinda impo...