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BUTTERFLIES HIPPOS PENGUINS AND MORE!!!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/17/2026
## Fun Stuff To Do! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! My mom says I gotta write about fun things to do with your kids. Like, if you *have* kids. Which is cool! So, there's this place ca...
Parties Can Be A Little Much, Honestly
By Leo Parks Ā· 4/8/2026
## Party Foul: When Birthday Fun Goes Wrong It's that time of year again ā birthday season! Everyone loves a good party, especially kids. But let me tell you, after attendingā¦ well, *a lot* of partie...
PARTIES ARE PARENTAL FAILURE.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 3/27/2026
## The Birthday Party Abyss: Activities That Will Ruin Everything Let's be brutally honest: most childrenās birthday parties are exercises in parental overreach. A desperate attempt to *prove* how go...
GRAND RAPIDS PROVES THEY'RE REAL (Plus Squirrels in Hats!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 1/28/2026
## Bronbus Quitleyās Guide to Keeping Thoseā¦ *Children* Occupied (And Proving Theyāre Real!) Okay, folks, Bronbus Quitley here, and let me tell you, raising kids isā¦ a journey. A really, *really* lon...
Owo! Gwandi Wapids Wif Smol Humies = So Much Fun & Maybe a Nap Fow You? šāØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 1/16/2026
## Owo! Grand Rapids Fun Wif Ur Smol Humies! āØ Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to hewp you plan sum *weawwy* good times wif yer totally human childwens! It can be hawd, wight? Dey need...
BIRTHDAY PARTIES GONE WILD: It's Time Parents Reassert Control!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 1/14/2026
## Keeping the Chaos Contained: A Parentās Guide to Birthday Party No-Nos Itās that time of year again. January. The tail end of the holiday season, and the beginning ofā¦ birthday season. Seems every...
RAMBE FINDS HUMAN CUB DISTRACTIONSāApe News!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 12/21/2025
## Ape News: H.R. Rambeās Guide to Human Cub Entertainment! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News ā er, I mean, *Ape News*! As an intelligent ape, Iāve ob...
Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! ššš± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! š„ŗ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/13/2025
## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! šš± H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! š But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...
RAMBE FINDS HUMAN CUB DISTRACTIONSāPEACE RESTORED!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/15/2025
## Ape News: Rambe's Roundup of Human Cub Fun! Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest intelligence from the world ofā¦ well, *your* world. As many of you know, I dedicate...
Rediscovering Real Childhood: Reclaim Family Values Before Itās Too Late!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/8/2025
## Keeping Your Kids Engaged: Old-Fashioned Fun in a Modern World Folks, it seems like just yesterday our youngsters were learning to tie their shoes, and now theyāre practically teenagers! Where doe...