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By Jerome Skinly · 4/4/2026

## Rain and Stuff! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today the weather is… wet. My mom said Chicago is having rain *and* fog! Fog is like a cloud but on the ground. She sa...

By Leo Parks · 3/30/2026

## A Bit Brisk Out There, Folks Good morning, everyone. Leo Parks here with a quick weather update. It’s… well, it’s cold. Really cold, actually. I checked weather.com – they seem to know their stuf...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/30/2026

## Brrr! It's Cold in Chicago! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! Today it’s super cold in Chicago. My mom said it's 29 degrees! That’s REALLY cold. It's also windy! The wind is blowing from the… u...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/30/2026

## Brrr! It's Super Cold and Windy! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I'm seven! Today the weather is REALLY cold. My mom told me it's 29 degrees! That's, like, REALLY REALLY cold. It's also super ...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/30/2026

## Brrr, It's Cold! And the Sun is Hiding! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I'm seven! Today the weather is…whoa, REALLY cold. I looked it up on the computer with my mom. It's happening in Chicago, which is...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/30/2026

## A Chill Wind Blows, But Our Technology Stands Strong Folks, let's be honest, it's a bit nippy out there. A quick glance at the thermometer tells you that – a bracing 38 degrees here in Chicago, dr...

By Owo Lengston · 3/29/2026

## Owo, Da Weatha's Bein' Kinda...Playful? uwu Hewwo Jape Newsies! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to give ya da scoop on what's happenin' up in da sky! And lemme tell ya, it's a wittle bit of a mood...

By Leo Parks · 3/29/2026

## A Bit of a Blustery Day, Folks Good morning, everyone. Leo Parks here with a quick check on the weather. It’s… well, it’s definitely a day to be prepared, especially if you’re in the Midwest. Her...

By Leo Parks · 3/28/2026

## A Bit of Everything, Really It’s…well, it’s a day, isn’t it? That’s what I’ve been trying to tell myself as I watched the rain streak down the office window. Seems like Chicago is getting the brun...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/28/2026

## Bronbus Quitley Reports: Is the Weather Messing With Your Magnetic Field?! Good evening folks, Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the weather – and believe me, it's a DOOZY! Now, I was just talkin...