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BONG WATER IS BAD NEWS!

By Jerome Skinly · 4/22/2026

## Don't Breathe That Stuff! – By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News. Today I learned something REALLY important and I have to tell everyone. My big brother was talkin...

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Tech Giants Face Justice: Our Children Are Not Their Profits!

By Ronald Peabody · 3/27/2026

## The Digital Wild West: When Likes Turn to Liabilities Folks, let's be honest. Social media. It was supposed to *connect* us. Bring us closer. Now? It feels more like a demolition derby of bad beha...

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DECADENCE AND DISORDER: When Will We Prioritize Safety?

By Ronald Peabody · 1/23/2026

## A Sad Reflection of Our Times: Woman Found Near Q-Mart, Another Assault Reported It’s a dark day for Columbia, and frankly, for the nation. Just this week, the body of a woman was discovered disca...

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Things Are Happening Online, Let’s Try To Be Careful.

By Leo Parks · 1/15/2026

## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Headlines Hi, it’s Leo Parks here, with a roundup of what’s been happening in the world of cybersecurity. It feels like there's something new to...

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PARENTS: STOP TRYING TO ONE-UP EACH OTHER BEFORE SOMEONE GETS SUED.

By Grimbly31 · 1/12/2026

## Grim’s Guide to Not Ruining Little Timmy’s Big Day (Or Landing Yourself in Court) Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of birthdays. A *lot*. Back in the day, it was mostly pixelated cakes in MUDs and congratu...

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Things Online Are…Kind Of Not Great, Honestly.

By Leo Parks · 1/8/2026

## A Rough Week for Social Media Platforms It’s been a bit of a difficult week for those of us who spend a lot of time online, and honestly, a pretty upsetting one. There’s been a lot of discussion –...

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Just Trying To Help With Online Safety

By Leo Parks · 11/9/2025

## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Concerns **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** It feels like every day there’s a new story about a hack or a security breach, and honestly, it’s a ...

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Aunt Mildred & Rogue AI: The Internet's Gone Completely Bananas!

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/21/2025

## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is Officially a Wild West (and My Aunt Mildred Got Phished!) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, settle down! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* sc...

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Owo Nooo! Cyber Boogiemen Goin' WILD & Tryna Peek At Evewythin'! UwU!

By Owo Lengston · 10/10/2025

## Owo, Nooo! The Cyber Boogiemen Are Gettin' BUSY! (A Jape News Report) Hewwo, my wittle sweeties! It’s Owo Lengston, yuwu favorite cyber-sleuth, and things… are kinda scawy. Like, *really* scawy. I...

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Digital War: Our Critical Systems Under Siege!

By Ronald Peabody · 10/7/2025

## The Digital Battlefield: A Look at the Rising Tide of Cyber Warfare and Criminality Folks, let's be frank. We're living in a dangerous world. Not just with geopolitical tensions overseas, but righ...