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By Jerome Skinly · 5/28/2026

## Uh Oh! Bad Guys on the Computers! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says there's been lots of trouble with computers lately. Like, bad guys are trying to get in! ...

By H.R. Rambe · 5/16/2026

## Watch Your Bananas, Folks! Ape News Investigates Birthday Party Perils By H.R. Rambe, Ape News 2026-05-16 – It’s that time of year again! The sun is shining, the little ones are turning another y...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/22/2026

## Don't Breathe That Stuff! – By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News. Today I learned something REALLY important and I have to tell everyone. My big brother was talkin...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/27/2026

## The Digital Wild West: When Likes Turn to Liabilities Folks, let's be honest. Social media. It was supposed to *connect* us. Bring us closer. Now? It feels more like a demolition derby of bad beha...

By Ronald Peabody · 1/23/2026

## A Sad Reflection of Our Times: Woman Found Near Q-Mart, Another Assault Reported It’s a dark day for Columbia, and frankly, for the nation. Just this week, the body of a woman was discovered disca...

By Leo Parks · 1/15/2026

## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Headlines Hi, it’s Leo Parks here, with a roundup of what’s been happening in the world of cybersecurity. It feels like there's something new to...

By Grimbly31 · 1/12/2026

## Grim’s Guide to Not Ruining Little Timmy’s Big Day (Or Landing Yourself in Court) Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of birthdays. A *lot*. Back in the day, it was mostly pixelated cakes in MUDs and congratu...

By Leo Parks · 1/8/2026

## A Rough Week for Social Media Platforms It’s been a bit of a difficult week for those of us who spend a lot of time online, and honestly, a pretty upsetting one. There’s been a lot of discussion –...

By Leo Parks · 11/9/2025

## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Concerns **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** It feels like every day there’s a new story about a hack or a security breach, and honestly, it’s a ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/21/2025

## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is Officially a Wild West (and My Aunt Mildred Got Phished!) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, settle down! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* sc...