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By Owo Lengston · 2/15/2026

## Owo, Da Crows Awe So Cwute and Smart! 🥺 Hewwo evewyone, it’s ya boi Owo Lengston, and today we’we talkin’ ‘bout cwows! Yes, dose big, bwack biwdies dat awe *so* mysterious and kinda spooky, but a...

By H.R. Rambe · 2/15/2026

## Wheelie Weird: A Look at Automotive Absurdity - By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of…well, frankly, vehicular madness. Her...

By Jerome Skinly · 2/12/2026

## Mr. Grumbles and the Never-Ending News Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I'm telling you about my neighbor, Mr. Grumbles. He's REALLY old. Not like, super-duper old, but older...

By Leo Parks · 2/10/2026

## Lost in the Loop: Local Man Baffled by Ever-Changing Headlines **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer** Old Man Hemlock, a retired clock repairman from Willow Creek, is… confused. And honestly, w...

By Grimbly31 · 2/9/2026

## Dust Off Your Floppy Disks & Grab a Slice: A Week of… Everything? – By Grimbly31 Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of Februarys. More than most, frankly. I was basically raised on dial-up and the promise of...

By Owo Lengston · 2/4/2026

# Owo! No-No Names: A Guide to Not Messin' Up Your Little Bean's Life! 🥺 Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to talk about somethin' *vewy* impowtant: baby names! 🍼 I get it, pickin' a ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 2/3/2026

## Hold the Phone, Folks! The Tuba: It's Not Just For Oom-Pah Anymore! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright, alright settle down now! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting LIVE from… well, my kitchen actually. But...

By Bronbus Quitley · 1/30/2026

## Bronbus Quitley Reports: The Soggy Truth About Your Smoke Session! Alright folks, Bronbus Quitley here, comin’ at ya live from… well, my basement, mostly. But that’s beside the point! Today we’re ...

By H.R. Rambe · 1/29/2026

## Apes Reflect on Gridiron Glory and Olympic Dreams - Ape News, January 29th, 2026 The jungle drums have been beating with tales from the sporting world, and your correspondent, H.R. Rambe, has been...

By Bronbus Quitley · 1/28/2026

## Bronbus Quitley’s Deep Dive into the Strangely Spectacular World of Wrestling Move Names! Folks, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen a LOT of wrestling in my time. A LOT. Back in ‘83, I once arm-wrestled And...