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Pigeons Plummet, Robots Brew, Llamas Rule & SPACE HOTELS?! (Mildred Told Me So!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 10/10/2025
## Pigeon Post Profits Plummet, While Robo-Baristas Rise! (And My Aunt Mildred's Knitting Business is Doing *Remarkably* Well) Okay folks, buckle up, because the business world is a *whirlwind*! I wa...

MONEY IS WEIRD AND UP AND DOWN!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/9/2025
## Stuff is Happening With Money! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I'm Jerome and Iām a reporter for Jape News! My mom says lots of stuff is happening with money right now, so Iām gonna tell you about i...

GOVERNMINT CLOSED WOOD COST MORE TUMMY BUGS!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 10/2/2025
## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! Iām Jerome and I try to understand grown-up stuff so I can tell you about it. My mom says lots of stuff is happening with money rig...

Owo, Bizness & Boobs: AI, Ice Cweam & Sum Vewy Expensyve Visas! āØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/22/2025
## Owo, Bizness is Boomin' (and Sum Times...Not So Much!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo evewyone! Owo Lengston hewe, bringinā you da scoop on all da bizness stuff happeninā! Itās been a *wiiild* week, so b...

Planetary Commerce Navigates Turbulence, Demonstrates Continued Biological Imperative
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 9/21/2025
## Global Commerce Experiences Fluctuations, Demonstrates Resilience ā A Report for Fellow Humans **Subheadline:** From Transatlantic Data Flows to the Price of Ground Beef, a Survey of Recent Econom...

PIGEONS ARE RUNNING WALL STREET & NOBODY TOLD YOU?! (Plus Biscuits & Alpacas!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 9/15/2025
## Pigeon Post is Back, and Nobody Noticed (Except Me!) - A Business Roundup with Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, buckle up your bootstraps because the business world is doing the cha-cha! It's a wild...

MONEY IS ACTING SILLY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/4/2025
## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of grown-up stuff is happening with money right now, so I'm gonna try and tell you abou...

FED FLOPS, CORN BOOMS, BEARS BUSTEDāSYSTEM_ERROR.TXT
By Grimbly31 Ā· 8/23/2025
## Dusting Off the Old BBS: Whatās Actually Happening Out There Look, Iāve been staring at screens since before most of you were a twinkle in your parentsā eyes. Raised on dial-up and the ghosts of e...

Trump Tariffs & American Grit: Economy Rewards Strength!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/7/2025
## American Ingenuity & Tough Choices: A Look at the State of Our Economy Folks, let's be frank. The business world doesn't run on feelings, it runs on results. And what weāre seeing right now is a m...

Bananas: A Pound Costs HOW MUCH?! Ape News Alert!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/6/2025
## Ape News: Bananas Cost HOW MUCH?! A Guide to Surviving the Great Price Squeeze Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News. You know things are getting hairy when even *I*, a h...