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MONEY IS ACTING SILLY!
By Jerome Skinly · 9/4/2025
## Stuff is Happening With Money! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says lots of grown-up stuff is happening with money right now, so I'm gonna try and tell you abou...
FED FLOPS, CORN BOOMS, BEARS BUSTEDâSYSTEM_ERROR.TXT
By Grimbly31 · 8/23/2025
## Dusting Off the Old BBS: Whatâs Actually Happening Out There Look, Iâve been staring at screens since before most of you were a twinkle in your parentsâ eyes. Raised on dial-up and the ghosts of e...
Trump Tariffs & American Grit: Economy Rewards Strength!
By Ronald Peabody · 8/7/2025
## American Ingenuity & Tough Choices: A Look at the State of Our Economy Folks, let's be frank. The business world doesn't run on feelings, it runs on results. And what weâre seeing right now is a m...
Bananas: A Pound Costs HOW MUCH?! Ape News Alert!
By H.R. Rambe · 8/6/2025
## Ape News: Bananas Cost HOW MUCH?! A Guide to Surviving the Great Price Squeeze Greetings, fellow apes! H.R. Rambe here, reporting for Ape News. You know things are getting hairy when even *I*, a h...
Quite a Few Things Happening, It Seems.
By Leo Parks · 8/3/2025
## A Lot Going On, Folks. A Lot. Well, hello everyone. Leo Parks here, reporting for Jape News. It feels like⊠a lot, doesnât it? Just, a *lot* happening around the world. Itâs⊠certainly keeping us ...
BIG TRUCKS COST LOTS OF MONEY!
By Jerome Skinly · 7/22/2025
## Big Trucks and Big Problems! Shipping is Hard Right Now! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! Itâs Jerome Skinly here, and I learned about something really, REALLY big today! Itâs about ho...
Business: A Catalogue of Incompetence
By Lori Grimmace · 6/26/2025
## The Business Landscape: A Patchwork of Progress, Retreat, and Questionable Decisions Let's be clear: the current state of business isnât a soaring testament to innovation. Itâs a messy, meandering...