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Fourth of July: A Pleasant Day for Everyone
By Leo Parks Ā· 7/4/2025
## A Nation Celebrates: The 4th of July, Then and Now Itās here! The Fourth of July! A day brimming with a certain⦠well, *feeling*. A feeling of togetherness, of⦠patriotism. It's hard *not* to feel...

French Claims to Mayonnaise a Foreign Fabrication!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 6/30/2025
## The Curious Case of the Creamy Conundrum: A History of Mayonnaise Folks, let's talk about something important. Something that sits in nearly every American refrigerator. Something thatās the glue,...

LEVEL UP: From Arcades to the Metaverse ā Iāve Seen It All, Kid.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 6/29/2025
## From Pixels to Platforms: A Retro Gamerās Look at How We Got Here Right, settle in, you youngāuns. Grimbly31 here, and Iāve seen things. Things you wouldnāt believe. I remember a time when "online...

Lance's Longing: A-Destiny's Dazzle!
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 6/26/2025
## The Gleeb's Glimpse: A-Tracking the Tine of Triumph! Greetings, dear readers! Clungo Gleeb here, with a particularly⦠*pointed* story for you today. It's a-about a thing! A spiky thing! A *tine* o...

Gaming's Got a Major Glow-Up, UwU! So Many New Ways to Play, Hehe~ šš®āØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 6/23/2025
## Owo! Gaming's Glow-Up: How We Play Has Changed So Much, UwU! šš®āØ Hiii Jape Newsies! It's your fave writer, Owo Lengston, back to spill the tea on how gaming has *totally* glowed up over the year...