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COMPUTERS ARE IN TROUBLE! BAD GUYS!!!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/21/2025

## Uh Oh! Bad Guys and Computers! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says there’s been a LOT of stuff happening with computers and… bad guys. Not like robbers,...

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Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! šŸŽ‚šŸ”šŸ˜± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! 🄺

By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/13/2025

## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! šŸŽ‚šŸ˜± H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! šŸŽ‰ But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...

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APE NEWS: Bong Water Will Ruin Your Day!

By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/18/2025

## Ape News Flash: Stay Safe, Stay Smart – About That Bong Water **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Investigative Reporter** It’s a simple message, apes, but one worth repeating, especially as the late summe...

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WATER IS BAD! NO SNIFF!

By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/14/2025

## Don't Sniff the Yucky Water! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I learned something super important today. My big brother, he… well, he does stuff. Grown-up stuff. And he has this…water jug. It...

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Hurricane Season: Stop the Idiocy, Prepare

By Lori Grimmace Ā· 7/15/2025

## Don't Be a Statistic: Actually Prepare for Hurricane Season, People Another year, another predictable wave of panic as hurricane season looms. Frankly, the annual hand-wringing is tiresome. We’re ...