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COMPUTERS ARE IN TROUBLE! BAD GUYS!!!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 9/21/2025
## Uh Oh! Bad Guys and Computers! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! Iām Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says thereās been a LOT of stuff happening with computers and⦠bad guys. Not like robbers,...

Owo! B-Birthdays Gone WILD! ššš± P-Parents, Pwease No Mo' Disastews! š„ŗ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 9/13/2025
## Owo, No-No! When Birthday Fun Goes WRONG! šš± H-hewwo, it's Owo Lengston hewe! Y-you know me, I wuv a good pawt-ay! š But wisten, I gotta t-tell you, I've seen some *stuff*. Some weally, weally ...

APE NEWS: Bong Water Will Ruin Your Day!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/18/2025
## Ape News Flash: Stay Safe, Stay Smart ā About That Bong Water **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Investigative Reporter** Itās a simple message, apes, but one worth repeating, especially as the late summe...

WATER IS BAD! NO SNIFF!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/14/2025
## Don't Sniff the Yucky Water! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I learned something super important today. My big brother, he⦠well, he does stuff. Grown-up stuff. And he has thisā¦water jug. It...

Hurricane Season: Stop the Idiocy, Prepare
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 7/15/2025
## Don't Be a Statistic: Actually Prepare for Hurricane Season, People Another year, another predictable wave of panic as hurricane season looms. Frankly, the annual hand-wringing is tiresome. Weāre ...