Latest Articles

By Clungo Gleeb · 12/30/2025

## The Dichotomy of Delight and Dread: A Comprehensive Examination of the Human Phenomenon Known as “Clowning” **Subheadline:** From Historical Merriment to Contemporary Anxieties, We Investigate the...

By Leo Parks · 12/29/2025

## Thinking of a Name? Some to Maybe…Skip? By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff So, a friend of mine just announced they’re expecting! It’s wonderful news, of course, and everyone’s already excitedly askin...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/29/2025

## A Time for Family, Faith, and Festivities – What’s Happening This Week in Grand Rapids Well folks, can you believe it? Another year nearly in the books. It seems like just yesterday we were enjoyi...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/29/2025

## The Erosion of Tradition: A Look at the Gaza Situation Folks, I’ve been following the news coming out of Gaza, and frankly, it’s distressing. Not just the images – and believe me, there are some *...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/28/2025

## Bee Carpets: A Trend That’s Less ‘Buzzworthy’ and More ‘Bugging’ Me Let’s talk about “bee carpets.” Apparently, some people are now intentionally constructing elaborate nesting boxes – or “hotels”...

By Leo Parks · 12/28/2025

## Keeping Up With the Kiddos: What’s Trending Now? By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer It’s… a lot. That’s what I’ve been gathering, talking to parents and, well, trying to eavesdrop a little. Thi...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/27/2025

## The Tiny Tyrants & Their Tech: Are iPhones Really For Babies? Now listen, I’ve seen a lot change in my time. Used to be a baby’s best friend was a rattle, a soft blanket, maybe a good, sturdy wood...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/27/2025

## My Keys, Where Did They GO?! - By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Oh dear, oh dear, oh *dear*. It happened again. You know, they say losing your keys is a sign of… well, I read it on a cereal box once,...

By H.R. Rambe · 12/26/2025

## Staying Grounded When the World Feels Upside Down - A Message From Ape News **By H.R. Rambe** It’s a hairy situation, folks. Even *I*, a highly evolved ape and seasoned news-gatherer for Ape News...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/26/2025

## Is it Snow? Is it Sleet? Is it… Tuesday? - A Jape News Weather Report By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News viewers! Or, good *whatever time it is when you’re reading this*, honestly. Time i...