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RAIN MAYBE! I THINK SO!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/26/2025
## Today's Weather! By Jerome Skinly Hi! Iām Jerome and Iām a reporter for Jape News! Today I was gonna tell you about the weather, butā¦ umā¦ the computer didnāt wanna work. My dad said it was a āconn...
Things Areā¦ Happening, Which Is Good.
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/25/2025
## A Quiet Week, Mostly (August 25th, 2025) Itāsā¦ well, itās been a week. Not a *bad* week, thankfully. Justā¦ a week. Things havenāt exactly been *calm*, but it hasnāt beenā¦ dramatic, either? Does th...
āLurkerā Film: Ape News Says Beware the Screen!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/23/2025
## Ape News Film Review: Is āLurkerā Worth the Stare? By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest in cinematic news from Ape News. August has been a busy month...
Owo! Sports Gets Spicy & Sum Athletes Need a Hug! >w<~
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/20/2025
oWo! H-hi everypawdy! Owo Lengston here, bringinā u the *hottest* sports goss from around da world! Itās been a *wild* week, lemme tell ya! >w< F-first off, football! Liverpool had a *super* emotiona...
Looks Like Rain, EveryoneāBe Careful Out There!
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/19/2025
## A Damp Day in Grand Rapids Good morning, folks, Leo Parks here with your local weather update. Well, itās certainly aā¦moist one out there today. As of this morning, itās 68 degrees, and honestly, ...
Nice Day, But Maybe Keep an Eye on Things This Weekend?
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/14/2025
## A Pleasant Day, But Keep an Eye on the Weekend Good morning, Grand Rapids! Itās a reallyā¦ nice day out there, actually. I stepped outside just a bit ago and the sun is shining. Theyāre saying itās...
Just...a really sad thing happened at the Quick Stop.
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/13/2025
## A Sad Discovery at the Quick Stop Itāsā¦ well, itās just awful, really. Here at Jape News, we try to focus on the good things happening in our community, but sometimes we have to report on things t...
BEAVERS ARE PLOTTING AND THE WEATHER CHANNEL PROVED IT! (Plus, spontaneous pigeon combustion!)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/12/2025
## Is the Weather Messing With *You*?! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, settle in, because the weather today? Hoo boy. Itās a doozy. Iām tellinā ya, the atmosphere is justā¦ *moody*. It's like it w...
PLANET STRESSFUL: Ape News Reports Global Troubles!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/12/2025
## A World on Edge - Ape News Roundup - August 12, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from around the globe, as reported by Ape News. Itās a troubling week, fra...
Gaza, Ukraine, & Wittle Boxews OH MY GOSH! Wold's a MESS & My Heawt is BWEAKIN'! sniffles & bats eyelashes
By Owo Lengston Ā· 8/11/2025
uwu oh my gosh, hewwo evewyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and things awe... a wittle bit of a mess out thewe, nyah! Let's dive into what's been happenin' awound da wowwd, okay? *giggles* Fiwst, poor wi...