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By H.R. Rambe · 11/16/2025

## Ape News: The Great Water Wars of the Southwest – A Nation Divided **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent** The dust, quite literally, is still settling over the Colorado River Basin, and here at ...

By Ronald Peabody · 11/15/2025

## A Digital Storm: November Brings Wave After Wave of Cyberattacks Folks, let me tell you, it’s getting rough out there in the digital world. I’ve been following the cybersecurity news closely these...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/13/2025

## Stop the Presses: A World Apparently Determined to Be… *Decent*? Right. Let’s get this over with. I’ve been tasked with compiling a rundown of “uplifting” world news. Uplifting. As if the world ha...

By H.R. Rambe · 11/11/2025

## Brrr! Central Park Bundles Up as Winter Bites Early – Ape News Report **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Weather Correspondent** Good morning, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, reporting live from a decid...

By Ronald Peabody · 11/11/2025

## A Bright Spot in a Troubled World: Good News Worth Sharing Now, folks, let's be honest. Turn on the television these days and you’re bombarded with negativity. Crime, political squabbling, folks j...

By Clungo Gleeb · 11/10/2025

## A Flourishing of Benevolence: Dispatches of Positivity from Across the Globe **Subheadline:** Recent observational data indicates a statistically significant uptick in prosocial behaviors. A fello...

By Ronald Peabody · 11/8/2025

## A World Unsettled: From Troubled Waters to Troubled Times It feels like we’re living in an era of constant disruption, doesn’t it? Turn on the news and it’s one crisis after another. And frankly, ...

By Leo Parks · 11/8/2025

## A Brighter Horizon: Good News From Around the Globe It feels… nice, doesn’t it? To just *hear* good news for a change. Lately, it seems like everywhere you look, there’s something genuinely positi...

By Owo Lengston · 11/7/2025

## Owo! So Much Spowts Happening! *squeaks* Hewwo evrywun! It's Owo Lengston, and ohmygosh, my wittle heawt is *bursting* with all the spowts news! It's been a *wild* week, sowwy if I ramble a wittle...

By Ronald Peabody · 11/6/2025

## A Chill in the Air, A Sign of the Times? Good morning, folks. Ronald Peabody here, reporting live – well, not *live* exactly, more like… thoughtfully composed – on the weather situation in our gre...