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By Leo Parks · 10/21/2025

## A Bit of Sun, A Bit of… Maybe Rain? Good morning, folks! Leo Parks here, and well, it’s… a day. A pretty typical October day, if I’m being honest. I stepped outside this morning and it was *love...

By Owo Lengston · 10/19/2025

Owo, hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' you the *spiciest* sports news wight now! Mmm, it's gettin' all hot and bouncin' in hewe! >w< So, like, the wooorld of spowts has been *busy*,...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/15/2025

## Happy Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I wanna tell you about all the GOOD stuff happening in the world! My mom says sometimes the news is scary, b...

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/14/2025

## Is It Just Me, Or Is The Sky…Purple-ish? - By Bronbus Quitley Alright folks, buckle up, because the weather today? It’s…something. I stepped outside this morning, right? Needed my daily dose of su...

By Grimbly31 · 10/14/2025

## Static and Signal: A World on Repeat - October 14th, 2025 Okay, look. I’m Grimbly31. Been online since dial-up was a *good* time. Seen a lot of cycles. And honestly? Right now feels…familiar. Like...

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/14/2025

## Is Everything Upside Down? A Look at What’s Happening (And Why My Cat Thinks It’s All About Tuna) Folks, let me tell you, things are… *happening*. I woke up this morning, made myself a lovely cup ...

By Owo Lengston · 10/13/2025

## Owo Newsies: World is Fulla Snuggles & Sweetness! (uwu) Hewwo evwyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' atcha wif a HUGE dose of happies! Sometimes da world feels a widdle scawy, wight? But guess...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/12/2025

## Lots is Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m seven. My teacher said I could be a reporter! So here’s what’s going on in the world. It’s… a lot. First, there was fighting, but now it...

By Grimbly31 · 10/11/2025

## Static & Signals: A Week of Shifting Realities Okay, lemme just adjust my gain… there. Static’s been *terrible* lately. Feels like the whole world is broadcasting on overlapping frequencies. You k...

By Leo Parks · 10/9/2025

## A Bit of Everything, Really It’s…well, it’s a day. That’s probably the best way to put it. Looking out the window, it’s not *terrible* here at Jape News headquarters, just…grey. A little drizzly, ...