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Smores Elephants Lazy Days!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 8/11/2025
## Hi! It's Jerome Skinly Here! News Time! (August 11, 2025) Hi everybody! It's me, Jerome! I'm seven and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy with lots of days to remember! My mom says it...
PIGEONS, PICKLES & PODCASTS: I PREDICT OLYMPIC BOBSLED VICTORY! (Also, My Aunt Mildred Saysā¦)
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 8/10/2025
## Pigeon Diplomacy & the Great Pickle Panic of '25 - A Bronbus Quitley Report Folks, Bronbus Quitley here, live fromā¦ well, my kitchen table mostly. But trust me, the world is HAPPENING. And let me ...
Ape News: Billions Traded! BKNG, RDDT, GTLS Lead the Swinging!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/9/2025
## Ape News Flash: Marketās Hottest Stocks ā Whatās Got Traders Buzzing? ā August 9, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the trading floor, courtesy of Ape ...
Block Party Bloodshed & Putin Parleys: America Under Assault!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 8/9/2025
## A Troubling Week for American Streets & Diplomacy Folks, itās been a grim week, a stark reminder of the challenges facing our nation and the world. Let's not sugarcoat things. Weāre seeing a break...
SEX TOYS RAIN DOWN! Ape News Investigates WNBA Chaos!
By H.R. Rambe Ā· 8/8/2025
## Ape News Sports Roundup - August 8th, 2025 - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of sports, as always, direct from Ape News! Itās been...
Quite a Few Things Happening, It Seems.
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/3/2025
## A Lot Going On, Folks. A Lot. Well, hello everyone. Leo Parks here, reporting for Jape News. It feels likeā¦ a lot, doesnāt it? Just, a *lot* happening around the world. Itāsā¦ certainly keeping us ...
Gaming Sees Shifts ā PC Seems to Be Doing Quite Well
By Leo Parks Ā· 8/1/2025
## A Tale of Two Markets: Gamingās July Performance Shows a Clear Shift Hello everyone, Leo Parks here, reporting on the recent happenings in the gaming world. July just wrapped up, and the data is i...
SUN IS OUT! Maybe! Sharks too!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 7/31/2025
## The Weather Today! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! Itās me, Jerome! Iās writinā about the weather! Itās a little bit cloudy today in Grand Rapids! Mommy says "partly cloudy" is a fancy way of sayi...
Chicagoans Complain About Noise ā Where's the Respect for Neighbors?
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 7/29/2025
## Chicago Braves a Breezy Day ā And Neighborhoods Weigh In **By Ronald Peabody, Jape News** Well, folks, it's another day in the Windy City, and the weatherās certainly living up to its name. Accor...
SOOOO MANY FUN DAYS!!!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 7/28/2025
## Big Dayz This Week! By Jerome Skinly! Hi everybody! Itās me, Jerome! Iām writing for Jape News! Guess what? This week is super busy! Lots of fun days! Monday is a BIG day! It's Buffalo Soldiers D...