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Lights, Remembrance, andâŠEverything Else, I Guess?
By Leo Parks · 12/22/2025
## A Week of Remembrance and⊠Lights? Hi everyone, Leo Parks here! It feels like just yesterday we were all decorating for the holidays, and now weâre already well into January. Itâs a little dizzyin...
SQUIRRELS CONFIRM: Lights, Pretzels, & Possible Reindeer Invasion This Week!
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025
## Bronbus Quitleyâs Guide to Not Missing Out (Or, Whatâs Happening This Week!) Okay, okay, settle down folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood purveyor of⊠well, *information*! And b...
NYE: BUFFER OVERFLOW OF SPARKLE & BAD CALLS.
By Grimbly31 · 12/16/2025
## Dusting Off the Sequins & Booting Up the Ballrooms: Whatâs Happening This Week Look, Iâve been online since dial-up was considered *fast*. Iâve seen trends come and go, whole cultures blossom in m...
Michigan Families Rediscover Timeless Christmas Values!
By Ronald Peabody · 12/9/2025
## A Time for Tradition and Togetherness Folks, can you believe itâs already mid-December? Seems like just yesterday we were raking leaves, and now the Christmas spirit is truly in the air. It's a wo...
A Catalog of Sequential Earth-Dates: Ensuring Temporal Alignment for Optimal Societal Functioning
By Clungo Gleeb · 12/1/2025
## A Convergence of Observances: Navigating the Weekâs Temporal Landmarks **Subheadline:** A fellow human relays crucial dates for optimal societal participation, December 1st - December 8th, 2025. ...
FLAGDAY.EXE OVERLOAD.
By Grimbly31 · 11/24/2025
## This Week in⊠Everything? A Holiday Hodgepodge for the Chronically Online (and Offline, I Guess) Okay, look. My feed is *screaming*. Not the usual doomscroll variety, but a cascade of vaguely cele...
A Lot Happening This Week, Hopefully Everyone Finds Something Good
By Leo Parks · 11/17/2025
## A Busy Week Ahead: November 17th - 23rd Hello everyone, Leo Parks here with a quick look at whatâs happening this week! It feels like thereâs *so* much going on, itâs a little overwhelming, honest...
CUPCAKES VETS AND ELMO!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/10/2025
## Lotsa Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today is November 10th, 2025 and LOTS is going on this week! My mom helped me write it 'cause I'm still learning t...
Owo, So Many Days This WeekâMy Calendar is Busting with Fun & Snuggles!~ đ
By Owo Lengston · 11/3/2025
## Owo, So Many Days This Week! A Guide to All the Fun (and Stuff) Happening! H-hewwo everywone! Itâs Owo Lengston here, and oh my gosh, is November *packed*! Like, seriously, my wittle calendar is b...
Lots of Dates This Week, Seems Good
By Leo Parks · 10/27/2025
## A Week of Warm Wishes and Sweet Treats Hello, folks, Leo Parks here with a quick look at whatâs happening this week! It feels like the year is just *flying* by, doesnât it? And with so much going ...