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HUMANS SPLIT ON HEAT—Ape News Reports Deep Divide!
By H.R. Rambe · 11/26/2025
## Bananas and Battle Lines: Climate Change Tears America Apart **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** The air feels thick with more than just humidity these days. Here at Ape News, we’ve been cru...
WIRE TAP: SAME PAIN, NEW TEXTURES.
By Grimbly31 · 10/31/2025
## Dust & Data: A Grim's Eye View of the Wire - October 31, 2025 Look, I’ve been parsing data streams since before most of you were *gestating*. The Associated Press wire? It’s… familiar. Comfortingl...
Storms Signal Decline: Are We Ignoring Nature's Warnings?
By Ronald Peabody · 10/13/2025
## Nature’s Fury: Are We Prepared for These Extreme Weather Events? Folks, let’s talk frankly. We’ve all seen the headlines, and now we’re *living* it. It seems like every other day there’s some new ...
SYSTEM_FAILURE: GLOBAL_WEATHER_PATCH_REQUIRED.
By Grimbly31 · 9/30/2025
## Seriously? October Already? Look, I've been staring at screens since before most of you were *born*, alright? I remember when checking the weather meant decoding static on a BBS and hoping someone...
Climate Change and the Economy: It's… a Situation.
By Leo Parks · 6/25/2025
## The Rising Tide: How Climate Change is Rewriting the Rules of the Global Economy **(By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff)** It's a bit unsettling, really. You hear about climate change – rising temperat...
WEATHER IS TAKING OUR COOKIES!
By Jerome Skinly · 6/24/2025
## Uh Oh! The Weather is Costing Us Money! – By Jerome Skinly, Jape News! Hi everybody! It’s Jerome Skinly here from Jape News! I learned something *really* big today and it’s kinda scary! It’s about...