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By Lori Grimmace · 5/26/2026

## Another Day, Another Weather Disaster (and Some Mildly Irritating Sunshine) Let’s just get this over with. The Eastern United States is, predictably, drowning. Showers and thunderstorms, stretchin...

By Lori Grimmace · 5/25/2026

## The Bill Is Due, And It’s Catastrophic. Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The hand-wringing, the “could happens,” the gentle warnings – they’re insulting at this point. New data, finally surfa...

By H.R. Rambe · 5/24/2026

## Ape News Flash: World Finances Swinging Towards Disaster **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Economic Correspondent** Friends, fellow primates, esteemed readers of Ape News – we have troubling news from th...

By Bronbus Quitley · 5/16/2026

## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Economy is About to Get a REALLY Bad Tan! - By Bronbus Quitley Alright, alright settle down now! Bronbus Quitley here, reporting live from… well, my office, but the...

By Ronald Peabody · 5/3/2026

## The Rising Costs of Weather: A Look at Economic Realities Folks, let’s talk brass tacks. We’re constantly bombarded with talk of “climate change” – and don’t get me wrong, a pleasant spring is alw...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/7/2026

## A Return to Sanity: New York City Enjoys a Pleasant Day – For Now Folks, let’s be honest. We’ve been spoiled rotten. Years of increasingly… *unpredictable* weather, folks blaming everything from g...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/5/2026

## A Nation on Edge: Is This Spring… or a Return to the Ice Age? Folks, let’s talk sense. We’ve been bombarded with these “climate change” narratives for years, and frankly, it’s confusing honest, ha...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/4/2026

## Nature's Fury: Are We Being Punished? Folks, I’m looking out my window here in Grand Rapids and frankly, it’s a mess. A *mess*. Light rain, a downright chilly 40 degrees, and a wind that’ll knock ...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/3/2026

## A Chill Wind Blows… Even in Spring? Folks, I’m telling you, something just *feels* off about this spring. Used to be, April meant daffodils and a gentle warming. Now? Now it’s… well, it’s practica...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/2/2026

## A Chill Wind Blows – And Not Just From Washington Folks, let’s talk about the weather. Not the kind of “weather” the media likes to manufacture – the political kind – but the *actual* weather. And...