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CHILDHOOD IS DEAD.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/20/2025
## The State of Childhood: A Descent into Manufactured âFunâ Letâs be blunt: children are not *playing* anymore. They are being *processed*. And frankly, itâs terrifying. Reports are surfacing â as i...

TUBA PLAYERS RUIN EVERYTHING.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/19/2025
## The Tuba: Beyond Oompah and Oblivion Letâs be clear: most tuba players are content wallowing in predictable brass band arrangements and providing a dull, low-end rumble. But a pathetic few, appare...

BIRDS DO NOT FART LIKE YOU.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/18/2025
## The Audacity of Assuming Avian Rear Emissions Let's address this infantile obsession with bird âfartsâ once and for all. The internet, predictably, is awash with speculation, fuelled by people who...

ECONOMY OBLITERATED. NOTHING MORE TO SAY.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/18/2025
## The Rot Sets In: US Economy Officially Crumbling Letâs not mince words. The numbers released this week arenât âcooling,â theyâre *freezing*. Anyone still clinging to the delusion that the US econo...

DIGITAL WORLD IS ON FIRE. FIX IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/16/2025
## The Digital World is Collapsing. Are You Paying Attention? Letâs dispense with the pleasantries. The last 30 days havenât been âchallengingâ for cybersecurity. Theyâve been a full-blown, five-alar...

ROCKET BAKERY: EMPTY PROMISE. BASIC COOKIES.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/12/2025
## Spokaneâs âRocketâ Bakery: A Misleading Name and a Decent Cookie, At Best. Letâs be clear: the association of baked goods with actual rocketry is, frankly, insulting to both disciplines. This writ...

CTHULHU: AVOIDABLE NONSENSE.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/12/2025
## The Myth, The Madness, The Misunderstanding: A Thorough Dissection of the Cthulhu Cult Letâs be blunt: the fascination with this âCthulhuâ is profoundly irritating. Decades of amateur occultists, ...

BAKING IS DEAD.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/11/2025
## The Descent into Gimmickry: When Baking Met Misguided Ambition Letâs be clear: the culinary world has officially jumped the shark. It wasnât enough to simply *bake* things, no. Now, apparently, we...

WORLD: STILL TERRIBLE.
By Lori Grimmace · 12/3/2025
## The World, As It Is: A Dismal Inventory Let's dispense with the fluff. The Associated Press site, predictably, is a monument to unrelenting bad news. A meticulously organized catalog of disaster, ...

NOVEMBER IS A DISGRACE.
By Lori Grimmace · 11/25/2025
## Another November Day, Another Miserable Mess Letâs just state the obvious: November is actively *trying* to ruin our lives. And succeeding. As of this afternoon, November 25th, 2025, we're wading ...