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CLOWNS: ANCIENT, AWFUL, AND STILL HERE.
By Lori Grimmace · 8/7/2025
## The Painted Plague: Why Clowns Are Still Ruining Everything (And Have For Centuries) Let’s be blunt: clowns are an offense to good taste, a historical mistake, and a continuing source of low-grade...
August Heat: Just Another Reason to Hate This City
By Lori Grimmace · 8/5/2025
## Manhattan Sweltering: Prepare for a Sticky August Day Let’s be blunt: it’s hot. 76 degrees Fahrenheit at 8:51 AM, and we're already sweating. This isn't a pleasant warmth; this is the kind of humi...
GAMING HARDWARE: Another Year, Same Exploitation.
By Lori Grimmace · 7/25/2025
## The Pixel Dust Settles: A Harsh Look at Recent Gaming Hardware News (July 2025) Let’s be clear: the relentless churn of gaming hardware news isn't innovation, it's a frantic race to extract every ...
103? 89? Spare me the sentimentality.
By Lori Grimmace · 7/24/2025
## Two Titans Fall: The World Mourns Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan The entertainment world is reeling today from the simultaneous and utterly shocking loss of two icons: Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan. ...
A Week of Athletic Failures: The Decline is Undeniable.
By Lori Grimmace · 7/17/2025
## The Week Sports Fell Apart: A Cascade of Errors, Injuries, and Utter Disappointment Let's be clear: this wasn’s a week for celebrating athleticism. It was a week of spectacular failures, avoidable...
Hurricane Season: Stop the Idiocy, Prepare
By Lori Grimmace · 7/15/2025
## Don't Be a Statistic: Actually Prepare for Hurricane Season, People Another year, another predictable wave of panic as hurricane season looms. Frankly, the annual hand-wringing is tiresome. We’re ...
WORLD: A Cesspool of Incompetence and Cruelty.
By Lori Grimmace · 7/14/2025
## The World Crumbles: A Dispatch From the Abyss – July 2025 Let’s be blunt. The world isn’t doing well. Sugarcoating this would be a dereliction of journalistic duty, and I, Lori Grimmace, do not de...
Digital Security: A National Embarrassment.
By Lori Grimmace · 7/11/2025
## The Digital Landscape Collapses: A Week of Catastrophic Cyber Failures Let’s be clear: this isn’t a “series of unfortunate events.” This is a systemic failure of digital security, a cascading coll...
Rural Fiber: A Waste of Money, and a Blow to Progress
By Lori Grimmace · 7/8/2025
## Rural Fiber: Are We Sacrificing City Speeds at the Altar of the Heartland? For years, we've heard the triumphant narrative: broadband expansion into rural America is a victory for equity, a bridge...
Derleth Ruined Cthulhu: A Literary Crime.
By Lori Grimmace · 7/6/2025
## The Blubbering Truth: Why Cthulhu Isn’t What You Think (and Why That's a Problem) Let’s be clear. The popular image of Cthulhu – the winged, tentacled monstrosity plastered across t-shirts and nov...