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MARKET GAINS MEAN NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.
By Lori Grimmace · 11/1/2025
## The Market Rises, But Everything Else Is Crumbling â A Realistic Assessment Letâs be clear: the Dow Jones Industrial Average cracking 47,000 means absolutely nothing to anyone struggling to afford...

AVOCADO TOAST PROVES WE ARE ALL HOPELESS.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/31/2025
## The Avocado Toast Uprising: A Nation Divided by Spreadable Fruit Letâs be blunt. If you enjoyed avocado toast this past week, you were immediately branded an enemy of the working class. If you *da...

WORTHLESS DISTRACTIONS. STILL DISAPPOINTED.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/30/2025
## Sentimentality Will Be The Death Of Us, But Fine. Hereâs Whatâs Apparently âGoodâ Letâs just get this over with. Apparently, people *demand* to hear about things that arenât actively awful. As if ...

FLATBUSH WEATHER: UTTERLY, PAINFULLY BANAL.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/23/2025
## Flatbush Weather: Barely Worth Discussing Letâs be blunt. The weather in Flatbush today is aggressively *mediocre*. 53 degrees? A pathetic attempt at autumnal chill. The âfeels likeâ temperature o...

BUSINESS ISN'T FALTERING. IT'S FAILING.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/23/2025
## The Rot Sets In: A Business Landscape Crumbling Before Our Eyes Letâs dispense with the fluff. The business world isnât just slowing down; itâs actively decaying. Anyone pretending otherwise is ei...

ROT. PLAINLY.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/15/2025
## The Rot Beneath the Glitter: A Business Rundown for Those Who Demand Truth Letâs dispense with the fluff. The market had a momentary twitch upwards â nearly 600 points on the Dow. Donât mistake a ...

TEENS SEEKING CLOUT DESERVE JAIL CELLS.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/12/2025
## The Abyss Stares Back: When "Fun" Becomes Felony Let's be blunt. Iâve seen enough. Enough breathless reporting on "challenges" and âtrendsâ that amount to little more than televised idiocy. And fr...

SEPTEMBER: AVOIDANCE RECOMMENDED.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/2/2025
## Septemberâs Slaughter: Winners, Losers, and Wasted Potential Letâs dispense with the pleasantries. September is over. And frankly, a lot of what released was aggressively *mediocre*. However, a fe...

GAMING IS AVOIDABLY, DESPICABLY PATHETIC.
By Lori Grimmace · 10/2/2025
## The State of Play: August's Gaming Landscape - A Ruthless Assessment Letâs dispense with the fluff. August concluded, and the gaming world, predictably, offered a mixed bag of the mediocre and the...

HUMANITY CONFIRMED: UTTERLY HOPELESS.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/29/2025
## The World, As It Is: A Descent into Predictable Chaos Let's dispense with the pretense of "hope" and "progress," shall we? The week has unfolded exactly as anyone with a functioning brain and a ba...