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By Lori Grimmace · 12/20/2025

## The State of Childhood: A Descent into Manufactured “Fun” Let’s be blunt: children are not *playing* anymore. They are being *processed*. And frankly, it’s terrifying. Reports are surfacing – as i...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/19/2025

## The Tuba: Beyond Oompah and Oblivion Let’s be clear: most tuba players are content wallowing in predictable brass band arrangements and providing a dull, low-end rumble. But a pathetic few, appare...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/18/2025

## The Audacity of Assuming Avian Rear Emissions Let's address this infantile obsession with bird “farts” once and for all. The internet, predictably, is awash with speculation, fuelled by people who...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/18/2025

## The Rot Sets In: US Economy Officially Crumbling Let’s not mince words. The numbers released this week aren’t “cooling,” they’re *freezing*. Anyone still clinging to the delusion that the US econo...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/16/2025

## The Digital World is Collapsing. Are You Paying Attention? Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The last 30 days haven’t been “challenging” for cybersecurity. They’ve been a full-blown, five-alar...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/12/2025

## Spokane’s “Rocket” Bakery: A Misleading Name and a Decent Cookie, At Best. Let’s be clear: the association of baked goods with actual rocketry is, frankly, insulting to both disciplines. This writ...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/12/2025

## The Myth, The Madness, The Misunderstanding: A Thorough Dissection of the Cthulhu Cult Let’s be blunt: the fascination with this “Cthulhu” is profoundly irritating. Decades of amateur occultists, ...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/11/2025

## The Descent into Gimmickry: When Baking Met Misguided Ambition Let’s be clear: the culinary world has officially jumped the shark. It wasn’t enough to simply *bake* things, no. Now, apparently, we...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/3/2025

## The World, As It Is: A Dismal Inventory Let's dispense with the fluff. The Associated Press site, predictably, is a monument to unrelenting bad news. A meticulously organized catalog of disaster, ...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/25/2025

## Another November Day, Another Miserable Mess Let’s just state the obvious: November is actively *trying* to ruin our lives. And succeeding. As of this afternoon, November 25th, 2025, we're wading ...