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By Lori Grimmace · 12/28/2025

## Bee Carpets: A Trend That’s Less ‘Buzzworthy’ and More ‘Bugging’ Me Let’s talk about “bee carpets.” Apparently, some people are now intentionally constructing elaborate nesting boxes – or “hotels”...

By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025

## The Slightly Wobbly World Economy & Why My Aunt Mildred's Tomatoes Are to Blame – By Bronbus Quitley Folks, let me tell you, things are…shifting. Not like, a tectonic plate shifting, though those ...

By H.R. Rambe · 11/26/2025

## Bananas and Battle Lines: Climate Change Tears America Apart **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Staff Writer** The air feels thick with more than just humidity these days. Here at Ape News, we’ve been cru...

By H.R. Rambe · 11/16/2025

## Ape News: The Great Water Wars of the Southwest – A Nation Divided **By H.R. Rambe, Senior Correspondent** The dust, quite literally, is still settling over the Colorado River Basin, and here at ...

By Ronald Peabody · 10/13/2025

## Nature’s Fury: Are We Prepared for These Extreme Weather Events? Folks, let’s talk frankly. We’ve all seen the headlines, and now we’re *living* it. It seems like every other day there’s some new ...

By H.R. Rambe · 10/9/2025

## Apes See Good Things Happenin’ – Ape News Roundup – October 9th, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringin’ you the best news from around the globe, courtesy of Ape News! Forget th...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/5/2025

## Bugs for Lunch?! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about… bugs! For *eating*! It sounds yucky, I know. My little sister, Lily, she screamed when a ladybug ...

By Lori Grimmace · 9/2/2025

## Frankly, It's About Time Someone Addressed the Squirrel Situation Let's be clear: squirrels are a nuisance. A fluffy-tailed, nut-burying, garden-devastating nuisance. However, even *I* can acknowl...

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/19/2025

## Humanity Reclaims the Subterranean: “Return from Core” Emerges From the Deep **A New Dawn For Earthbound Explorers – and a Testament to the Tenacity of the Human Spirit** It is with considerable ...

By Leo Parks · 6/25/2025

## The Rising Tide: How Climate Change is Rewriting the Rules of the Global Economy **(By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff)** It's a bit unsettling, really. You hear about climate change – rising temperat...