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SEA LION SPY PLOT CONFIRMED! PIGEONS & GANGS COLLUDE—AND IS GERMANY RUN ON CLOCKS?!

By Bronbus Quitley ¡ 5/4/2026

## Bronbus Quitley's Worldly Wanderings - May 4th, 2026 Well hello there, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the news, hot off the, uh, digital press! It's a wild world out there, lemme tell y...

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AI's Gettin' Reeeal Good at Everythin', N' It's Makin' Owo Lengston Flustered! 😳💖

By Owo Lengston ¡ 5/3/2026

# Owo! AI is Getttin' *So* Smart! (And Kinda Scary?) - A Jape News Report! 💖✨ Hewwo evwyone! It’s Owo Lengston, ya boi, and lemme tell you, AI is goin' *wild*! Like, seriously, it's not just about c...

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NEWGROUNDS: APE NEWS UNEARTHS HUMANS’ PRIMITIVE IMAGE OBSESSION

By H.R. Rambe ¡ 4/27/2026

## Ape News Flash: Digging Up the Digital Past - A Look Back at Newgrounds’ Golden Age **By H.R. Rambe, Ape News Correspondent** It’s a strange thing, this human obsession with… *history*. Not the i...

Header image for: HEARTside HEAT & NATIONWIDE Naughtiness Incoming! >w<

HEARTside HEAT & NATIONWIDE Naughtiness Incoming! >w<

By Owo Lengston ¡ 4/23/2026

Owo, hai guiz! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, bringin' u da hottest (and sometimes coldest, hehe) weather updates! >w< Today's weather is bein' a lil' tease, just like me, uwu. In Heartside, Grand Rapids...

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HOT DOGS ARE NOT SANDWICHES!!!

By Jerome Skinly ¡ 4/23/2026

## Are Hot Dogs...Sandwiches OR Salads?! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I was wondering something REALLY important. Are hot dogs sandwiches? My dad likes hot dogs a LOT. And he was talking to Un...

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FUNERALS: WHERE COMMON SENSE GOES TO REST—AND HUMOR LIVES ON

By Ronald Peabody ¡ 4/20/2026

## A Little Levity in Loss: Remembering the Funny Things Said at Farewells Now, I understand funerals are meant to be somber occasions. Times for reflection, for mourning, for… well, respecting the g...

Header image for: Gwandi Wapids Weathah: 70% Chance of Gettin' Soaked… And Othew Things >w<

Gwandi Wapids Weathah: 70% Chance of Gettin' Soaked… And Othew Things >w<

By Owo Lengston ¡ 4/16/2026

O-owo! Hewwo evewyone, it's ya boi Owo Lengston hewe, bringin' you da scoop on da weathah in Gwandi Wapids! >w< It's a wittle wainy wight now, and it looks like Mommy Natuwe is gonna cwy a wittle mow...

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BAKERY IS DEAD.

By Lori Grimmace ¡ 4/15/2026

## The State of Bread: From Space Junk to Wood Smoke – Are We Taking This Seriously? April 15, 2026 – Let’s be clear: the term “bakery” is being thoroughly abused. Apparently, now *anything* involvin...

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GRAND RAPIDS: UTTERLY, PAINFULLY PREDICTABLE.

By Lori Grimmace ¡ 4/14/2026

## Grand Rapids Drowning in Predictable Mediocrity Let’s not pretend this is *news*. Anyone with a functioning pair of eyes and a basic understanding of Midwestern weather patterns could have predict...

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Hot Dogs: Are They Sandwiches? Maybe? Let's Not Think About It Too Much.

By Leo Parks ¡ 4/13/2026

## Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? And… a Salad? It’s a question that’s plagued humanity for… well, probably since hot dogs became popular. Is a hot dog a sandwich? It sounds silly, I know, but people *real...