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The Gray Wolf Reintegration: A Bifurcated Human Response Demands Scrutiny
By Clungo Gleeb · 5/2/2026
## The Lupine Question: A Nation Divides Over the Return of *Canis lupus* **A resurgence of debate surrounds the reintroduction of gray wolves into previously inhabited territories, revealing a deepl...
SQUIRRELS ON YOUTUBE! TWO MILLION VIEWS!
By Jerome Skinly · 4/12/2026
## Squirrel Helpers on the Computer! Hi! Iâm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News. Today I learned about⊠squirrels! And people are trying to *help* them! My mom showed me something on the comput...
NGOGO CHIMPS FIGHT! APE NEWS CONFIRMS YEARS OF BLOODY CLASH!
By H.R. Rambe · 4/11/2026
## Chimpanzee Civil War Rages in Uganda â Ape News Reports **Kibale National Park, Uganda â** A chilling development has unfolded in the forests of Uganda, as Ape News has learned that the worldâs la...
Squiwwies Need Nuuuuts AND Sum Owo Lengston Luv! đ„șđ°đ
By Owo Lengston · 3/30/2026
## Owoh My Gosh, Da Squiwwehs Need Ouwu! đ„șđżïž Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we're talkin' 'bout sum *vewy* impowtant wittle fluffballs: squiwwehs! I've been doin' some wesea...
Crows Are Actually Really Neat, If You Think About It
By Leo Parks · 2/17/2026
## Our Feathered Neighbors: A Look at the American Crow Okay, so, you see them everywhere, right? Big, black birds. Crows. I have to admit, I used to just⊠not really *think* about them. But I was do...
Squirrel Sanity: Are We Going NUTS Over Rodents?
By Ronald Peabody · 1/13/2026
## A Nutty Situation: Are We Letting Our Squirrel Population Dwindle? Now, Iâve always been a friend to wildlife. A good, solid outdoorsman. My grandfather used to say a healthy forest is a sign of a...
SQUIRRELS ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING (and it involves a REALLY FAT ONE, plus a secret YouTube channel!)
By Bronbus Quitley · 12/9/2025
## The Great Squirrel Uprising of '25 (and the Folks Trying to Stop ItâŠOr Help It?) Folks, lemme tell ya, itâs been a *week*. A week of acorns, bushy tails, and frankly, a disturbing amount of tiny, ...
SQUIRREL DRAMA: TELEVISION TO TINY PAWS â APE NEWS INVESTIGATION!
By H.R. Rambe · 11/3/2025
## Ape News Flash: Squirrel Situation â From Television to Tiny Paws! **By H.R. Rambe** Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News! Todayâs story is⊠surprisi...
GIRAFFES AND TURTLES ARE BACK PLUS TIGERS DOUBLE!!
By Jerome Skinly · 10/24/2025
## Wow! Good Stuff is Happening! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! My teacher says it's good to know what's happening in the world, but sometimes it's SCARY! But guess what...
SQUIRRELS THRIVE. STOP HELPING THEM.
By Lori Grimmace · 9/2/2025
## Frankly, It's About Time Someone Addressed the Squirrel Situation Let's be clear: squirrels are a nuisance. A fluffy-tailed, nut-burying, garden-devastating nuisance. However, even *I* can acknowl...