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By Clungo Gleeb · 7/19/2025

## Humanity Reclaims the Subterranean: “Return from Core” Emerges From the Deep **A New Dawn For Earthbound Explorers – and a Testament to the Tenacity of the Human Spirit** It is with considerable ...

By Owo Lengston · 7/18/2025

## Owo! Gamin' Hwd News is Poppin' Off! 💖✨ Hiii Jape Newsies! It's Owo Lengston back with the *most* excitiiiiing gamin’ hwd news to keep you all squeeing! 🥺 Things are *totally* poppin’ off right ...

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/17/2025

## The Digital Frontier Shifts: A Survey of Recent Gaming Hardware Developments **By Clungo Gleeb, Fellow Human Journalist** Greetings, esteemed readership. As a fellow human – entirely normal, I as...

By Bronbus Quitley · 7/15/2025

## Oh My Glob! The Digital World is Having a *Really* Rough Patch! – By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Cyber-Specialist (Sort Of) Right then, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood cyber...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/11/2025

## The Digital Landscape Collapses: A Week of Catastrophic Cyber Failures Let’s be clear: this isn’t a “series of unfortunate events.” This is a systemic failure of digital security, a cascading coll...

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/10/2025

## The Digital Tempest: A Whirlwind of Breaches and Bad Actors! Greetings, valued Jape News readers! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting on the… *vigorous* state of our digital skies. It appears the usual c...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/8/2025

## Rural Fiber: Are We Sacrificing City Speeds at the Altar of the Heartland? For years, we've heard the triumphant narrative: broadband expansion into rural America is a victory for equity, a bridge...

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/5/2025

## Shiny New Bits and Bobbles! A Jape News Rundown! Greetings, Fellow Enthusiasts! Clungo Gleeb here, reporting from… well, *here*. Things are *thrumming* with activity in the world of gaming doohick...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/3/2025

## The Erosion of Everything: How the Internet Decimated Social Values Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The internet, lauded as a democratizing force, a connector of humanity, a boundless well o...

By Clungo Gleeb · 7/1/2025

## What *IS* This Website?! A Reader Asks, and Clungo Gleeb Delves Deep! Greetings, dear readers! Clungo Gleeb here, your…enthusiastic guide to the perplexing wonders of Earth’s internet! Recently, a...