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By Leo Parks · 11/14/2025

## A Mixed Bag for the Economy, Folks Well, good morning everyone. Leo Parks here, and things are… certainly happening in the business world. It’s a lot to keep up with, honestly, and I’m just trying...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/4/2025

## The Business World is a Dumpster Fire, and Everyone's Just Adding Fuel Let’s not beat around the bush. The state of business is, frankly, pathetic. A collection of desperate grabs, tone-deaf state...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/1/2025

## The Market Rises, But Everything Else Is Crumbling – A Realistic Assessment Let’s be clear: the Dow Jones Industrial Average cracking 47,000 means absolutely nothing to anyone struggling to afford...

By Lori Grimmace · 10/23/2025

## The Rot Sets In: A Business Landscape Crumbling Before Our Eyes Let’s dispense with the fluff. The business world isn’t just slowing down; it’s actively decaying. Anyone pretending otherwise is ei...

By Lori Grimmace · 10/15/2025

## The Rot Beneath the Glitter: A Business Rundown for Those Who Demand Truth Let’s dispense with the fluff. The market had a momentary twitch upwards – nearly 600 points on the Dow. Don’t mistake a ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 10/14/2025

## Is Everything Upside Down? A Look at What’s Happening (And Why My Cat Thinks It’s All About Tuna) Folks, let me tell you, things are… *happening*. I woke up this morning, made myself a lovely cup ...

By Jerome Skinly · 10/9/2025

## Stuff is Happening With Money! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I'm Jerome and I’m a reporter for Jape News! My mom says lots of stuff is happening with money right now, so I’m gonna tell you about i...

By Owo Lengston · 9/22/2025

## Owo, Bizness is Boomin' (and Sum Times...Not So Much!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo evewyone! Owo Lengston hewe, bringin’ you da scoop on all da bizness stuff happenin’! It’s been a *wiiild* week, so b...

By Clungo Gleeb · 9/21/2025

## Global Commerce Experiences Fluctuations, Demonstrates Resilience – A Report for Fellow Humans **Subheadline:** From Transatlantic Data Flows to the Price of Ground Beef, a Survey of Recent Econom...

By Owo Lengston · 9/17/2025

## Owoh My Gawd! Bizness is *Wild* Right Now! - By Owo Lengston H-hewwo, cuties! Owo Lengston here, and whew, the bizness world is *busy*! Like, *really* busy. It’s makin’ me all flustered, and not i...