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By Grimbly31 · 4/6/2026

## Still Got That Floppy? Grand Rapids Keeps the Calendar Humming Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of calendars. Stone tablets, punch cards, even those weird digital ones with the spinning graphics back in ‘9...

By Clungo Gleeb · 4/6/2026

## A Convergence of Temporal Markers: Observations on the Current Human Week **Subheadline:** A fellow human, Clungo Gleeb, compiles a comprehensive report on the scheduled rituals and commemorative ...

By Ronald Peabody · 4/6/2026

## A Week of Remembrance, Tradition, and… Tartan? Folks, it’s hard to believe another week has flown by. Seems like just yesterday we were all bracing for those March winds! But here we are, into Apr...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/6/2026

## Lotsa Stuff Happening! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week is REALLY busy with lots of special days. My mom helped me write it down so you don’t forget! Today is ...

By Leo Parks · 3/31/2026

## A Cozy Week Ahead: Remembering What Matters Hi everyone, Leo Parks here. It’s hard to believe another week is almost upon us! Things have been… well, things. But amidst everything, it's nice to re...

By Clungo Gleeb · 3/31/2026

## A Convergence of Observances: Navigating the Temporal Landscape of Early April, 2026 **A Fellow Human Reports on Recurring and Singular Societal Markers** The cyclical progression of time continu...

By Owo Lengston · 3/31/2026

## Owo, So Much Happening Dis Week! 🌸✨ Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to tell chu all about all da fun stuff happenin' dis week! My wittle heart is beatin' so fast just thinkin' abo...

By Owo Lengston · 3/31/2026

## Owo, So Much Happenin' This Week! 🌸✨ H-hewwo evrywone! It's ur favowite newsie, Owo Lengston, here to tell u all about all da fun stuff goin' on dis week! My tail is waggin' just thinkin' about i...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/31/2026

## A Week of… Observations Well folks, another week is upon us, and with it comes a whole slew of… things. Seems like every day is dedicated to *something* these days. Honestly, it’s getting a bit mu...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/31/2026

## Hold the Mayo! It’s a Whirlwind of Weirdness This Week! - By Bronbus Quitley Good morning, Jape News viewers! Bronbus Quitley here, and boy oh boy, is it a *week*. My Aunt Mildred – she raises pri...