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AUBURN IS A WET, GRAY FAILURE.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 1/22/2026
## Auburn Drowning in Dreariness: A Weather Report for the Discerning (and Annoyed) Letās be clear: if you left the house without an ark today, you made a mistake. Auburn, Alabama is currently experi...

FALSE HOPE DOESN'T CHANGE REALITY.
By Lori Grimmace Ā· 1/22/2026
## A World Briefly Less Terrible: Donāt Get Used To It Letās be clear: Iām forced to report on this *stuff* because the editors insist on a ābalanceā to the endless parade of disasters. A brief respi...

UPSIDE-DOWN RAIN & ACORN-HELMETED SQUIRLS: Is Gravity Taking a Lunch Break?!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 1/15/2026
## Is it Snowing Upside Down?! ā A Grand Rapids Weather Report (by Bronbus Quitley) Good morning, Grandville! Or afternoon, depending on how long youāve been staring at the sky, wondering if itās dec...

BITS ARE FLIPPING AGAIN: KIMWOLF, RATs & THE ENDLESS PATCH CYCLE.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/15/2026
## Dusting Off the Old Shields: A Look Back at the Last Month in the Digital Trenches Alright, settle in, youngbloods. Grimbly31 here. Seen a lot of bits flip in my time. Used to be you could trace a...

Cyber Stuff is Complicated But People Are Trying Their Best
By Leo Parks Ā· 1/15/2026
## A Busy Month for Cyber Troubles ā And Some Hopeful Signs By Leo Parks Well, folks, itās been a pretty active month in the world of cybersecurity, and honestly, a little bit worrying. Seems like e...

It's Hard Right Now, But Maybe We Can Help Each Other?
By Leo Parks Ā· 1/15/2026
## Feeling the Weight of the World? Youāre Not Alone. It's⦠a lot, isnāt it? Lately, Iāve been hearing from so many people ā friends, family, even the barista at my usual coffee shop ā who just seem ...

It's⦠Actually Not Bad Out There, If You Ask Me.
By Leo Parks Ā· 1/13/2026
## A Rather Pleasant January Day, All Things Considered Itās January 13th, and honestly? Itās not *terrible* out there. I checked Weather.com this morning, just to be sure, and then The Weather Chann...

GRAND RAPIDS: REAL WORLD EVENTS DETECTED. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/12/2026
## Dusting Off the Calendar: Whatās Buzzing This Week (And Beyond) Okay, listen up, meatbags. Grimbly31 here, your resident digital archaeologist and purveyor of⦠well, *stuff*. Been staring at glowi...

Traditional Values Deliver Results: Real Good News Amidst the Chaos!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 1/8/2026
## A Bright Spot in a Troubled World: Good News We Can Use Folks, let's be honest. It feels like every time you turn on the television these days, it's nothing but bad news. Crime, chaos, and folks j...

HAWAIIAN SNOW & ATLANTIS FLOODSāMY AUNT MILDRED WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE PIGEONS!
By Bronbus Quitley Ā· 1/6/2026
## Is the World Turning Upside Down? (Probably Not, But Still!) - By Bronbus Quitley Good MORNING, Jape News readers! Or afternoon, depending on if you're one of those folks who sleeps 'til noon. No ...