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By Jerome Skinly · 9/6/2025

## Sad News About A Lady Hi, I'm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I have some really sad news. It's about a lady who was found... well, it's hard to say. She was found in a garbage can ...

By Leo Parks · 9/2/2025

## A Pleasant Day in Grand Rapids – For Now Good afternoon, folks! Leo Parks here, and things are looking pretty nice out there, at least as of right now. I stepped outside earlier and it was a lovel...

By Grimbly31 · 9/1/2025

## Static & Signals: A Week of Echoes Look, I’ve been staring at screens since dial-up was *fast*. I’ve seen cycles. Boom, bust, panic, shrug. This week feels… different. Not *new*, not exactly. More...

By Owo Lengston · 9/1/2025

## Owoh My Gosh! Gaming Wuz a Widdle Bit… Sad? (But Sum Stuff Wuz Good!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo everyone! Owo Lengston here, and w-wowzers, did the gaming world take a widdle dip last month! (Februa...

By Jerome Skinly · 8/26/2025

## Today's Weather! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I’m a reporter for Jape News! Today I was gonna tell you about the weather, but… um… the computer didn’t wanna work. My dad said it was a “conn...

By Leo Parks · 8/25/2025

## A Quiet Week, Mostly (August 25th, 2025) It’s… well, it’s been a week. Not a *bad* week, thankfully. Just… a week. Things haven’t exactly been *calm*, but it hasn’t been… dramatic, either? Does th...

By H.R. Rambe · 8/23/2025

## Ape News Film Review: Is “Lurker” Worth the Stare? By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest in cinematic news from Ape News. August has been a busy month...

By Owo Lengston · 8/20/2025

oWo! H-hi everypawdy! Owo Lengston here, bringin’ u the *hottest* sports goss from around da world! It’s been a *wild* week, lemme tell ya! >w< F-first off, football! Liverpool had a *super* emotiona...

By Leo Parks · 8/19/2025

## A Damp Day in Grand Rapids Good morning, folks, Leo Parks here with your local weather update. Well, it’s certainly a…moist one out there today. As of this morning, it’s 68 degrees, and honestly, ...

By Leo Parks · 8/14/2025

## A Pleasant Day, But Keep an Eye on the Weekend Good morning, Grand Rapids! It’s a really… nice day out there, actually. I stepped outside just a bit ago and the sun is shining. They’re saying it’s...