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By Bronbus Quitley · 12/16/2025

## Bronbus Quitley’s Guide to Not Missing Out (Or, What’s Happening This Week!) Okay, okay, settle down folks! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood purveyor of… well, *information*! And b...

By Grimbly31 · 12/16/2025

## Dusting Off the Sequins & Booting Up the Ballrooms: What’s Happening This Week Look, I’ve been online since dial-up was considered *fast*. I’ve seen trends come and go, whole cultures blossom in m...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/16/2025

## The Digital World is Collapsing. Are You Paying Attention? Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The last 30 days haven’t been “challenging” for cybersecurity. They’ve been a full-blown, five-alar...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/14/2025

## Bee Carpets! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I learned about… bee carpets! Not *made* of bees, don’t worry! That would be sticky. These carpets have pictures of b...

By Ronald Peabody · 12/14/2025

## A Clear and Present Danger: The Troubling Trend of… Aqueous Inhalation Folks, I’ve seen a lot in my years at Jape News. A *lot*. But this… this is something new, and frankly, deeply concerning. I’...

By Owo Lengston · 12/13/2025

## Owo, Newgwound Memes Awe Back! 🥺 H-hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and w-wow, Newgwounds is *buzzin'* again! It's like, the ol' days awe back, but w-with *mowe* digital silliness! I've...

By Jerome Skinly · 12/13/2025

## Stuff Happening All Over! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I learned a LOT about what’s going on in the world. It’s kinda scary, but also…interesting? First, the...

By Lori Grimmace · 12/12/2025

## Spokane’s “Rocket” Bakery: A Misleading Name and a Decent Cookie, At Best. Let’s be clear: the association of baked goods with actual rocketry is, frankly, insulting to both disciplines. This writ...

By Owo Lengston · 12/12/2025

## Owo, Da Tuba Can Do SO Much! 🎺✨ Hewwo evweyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and today we're talkin' 'bout sumthin' *big* and *blowy*... da TUBA! 🤭 Yea, dat big, shiny instrument ya see in parades...

By Grimbly31 · 12/12/2025

## The Sky's Silent Symphony: A Deep Dive into Avian Atmospheric Disturbances **(By Grimbly31, Jape News)** Look, I’ve seen things on the internet. *Things*. I was practically raised by BBS boards a...