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FUNERALS: A DISPLAY OF PATHETIC SELF-OBSESSION.
By Lori Grimmace · 8/22/2025
## The Descent into Darkness: A Catalog of Funeral Fails Let’s be clear: funerals are not comedy hours. They are, ideally, moments of solemn remembrance. But humanity, in its infinite capacity for aw...
Things Feel…A Little Overwhelming, Honestly.
By Leo Parks · 8/17/2025
## This Isn't the Future I Asked For It feels…loud. Not with sound, exactly, though the endless notifications certainly contribute. It’s a *fullness*, a constant pressure of…everything. I remember wh...
CLOWNS ARE PATHETIC. FIX IT.
By Lori Grimmace · 8/15/2025
## The Painted Grin & The Rotting Joke Let’s be blunt: most clowns today are *embarrassments*. Pathetic, saccharine figures shuffling through birthday parties, desperately seeking approval with ballo...
🥺Owo! Funewal Talk is WILD & Makes Owo Blushies!~🐾🤭
By Owo Lengston · 8/12/2025
## Owo's Top Ten Things Folks Say at Funewals (and Why They're Kinda Funny, Nya~) 🐾 H-hewwo, d-darlings! It's Owo Lengston, yuwu favowite weeporter, and today we're diving into a topic that's...well...
A Discussion About a Plan. It Seems Like a Lot.
By Leo Parks · 6/27/2025
## The Quiet Unease: Debates Around the “Common Purpose” Plan Spark Another Round of Division **By Leo Parks, Jape News** It feels like just yesterday we were navigating another wave of… disagreemen...