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By Ronald Peabody · 11/18/2025

## The Digital Dust-Up: A Week of Outrage and Overreaction Online Folks, let’s be honest. Sometimes I think the internet is less a town square and more a digital demolition derby. This week certainly...

By Lori Grimmace · 11/15/2025

## The State of Play: A Descent into Mediocrity and Predictable Scandals Let’s be clear: if I wanted fluff, I’d collect dust bunnies. The sports world, as presented by the Associated Press – and ther...

By Owo Lengston · 10/25/2025

## Owo! Dis Week's Social Media Spiciness is *So* Much! 🌶️ Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, here to dish da deets on all da *hot* messes happenin' on social media dis week! Oh my gosh, it'...

By Lori Grimmace · 10/12/2025

## The Abyss Stares Back: When "Fun" Becomes Felony Let's be blunt. I’ve seen enough. Enough breathless reporting on "challenges" and “trends” that amount to little more than televised idiocy. And fr...

By H.R. Rambe · 10/7/2025

## Ape News - Rambe Reports: A Week of Digital Dung-Throwing Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the lowdown from the digital jungle. This week at Ape News, we’ve been wading th...

By Owo Lengston · 10/5/2025

## Owo Lengston’s Spiciest Scoop: When Posting Goes Poo-poo & School Gets Involved! 🥺 Hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, and whew! Dis week has been *wild* on da socials! I’ve been diggin’ t...

By Lori Grimmace · 9/25/2025

## The Digital Dumpster Fire: This Week's Public Meltdowns (and Why They Matter) Let’s be clear: the internet is a cesspool, and social media is its overflowing drain. This week proved that, yet agai...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/24/2025

## WHOA! Stuff Happened This Week! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week was… a LOT. Grown-ups were *really* mad on the computer again. My mom says it's called “socia...

By Grimbly31 · 9/22/2025

## Static and Signals: A Week in the Bleeding Edge of Sport Look, I’ve been watching pixels bleed into reality for a *long* time. Longer than most of you have been breathing, probably. Raised on BBS ...

By Grimbly31 · 8/25/2025

## The Algorithm's Shadow: How TikTok's Ban Became a First Amendment Fight The fluorescent lights of the Capitol hearing room felt particularly harsh on Representative Anya Sharma’s face as she grill...