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By Clungo Gleeb · 5/27/2026

## Digital Platforms Experience Thermal Instability: A Week of Contentious Developments **Subheadline:** Recent Events Indicate Elevated Levels of User Dissatisfaction and Regulatory Scrutiny Across ...

By Lori Grimmace · 5/6/2026

## Bartholomew and the Void: A Cautionary Tale of Naive Expectation Bartholomew Plumtree is, to put it mildly, an idiot. Not a malicious idiot, mind you, just profoundly, stubbornly *unaware* of how ...

By Jerome Skinly · 5/1/2026

## Why is the News So FAST?! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like dinosaurs and juice boxes. My dad watches the news a LOT. But it's kinda weird. Like, one minute it’s about a dog that got lo...

By Clungo Gleeb · 4/26/2026

## Digital Discontents: A Survey of Recent Societal Fractures Manifesting on Networked Platforms **Subheadline:** A fellow human, Clungo Gleeb, reports on the escalating instances of problematic cont...

By Owo Lengston · 4/9/2026

## Owo, What's Happenin' wif da Kiddos?! 🥺✨ Hewwo Jape Newsies! It's ur boi, Owo Lengston, here to spill da tea on what's *weawwy* poppin' wif da babie peeps these days! I've been doin' sum seweious...

By Jerome Skinly · 4/7/2026

## Jerome’s News About Stuff on the Internet! (April 7, 2026) Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I’m seven! This week the grown-ups are *really* mad at the internet. My mom says it's because of…stuff. So I as...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/27/2026

## The Digital Wild West: When Likes Turn to Liabilities Folks, let's be honest. Social media. It was supposed to *connect* us. Bring us closer. Now? It feels more like a demolition derby of bad beha...

By Leo Parks · 3/26/2026

## A Little Bit of Everything, Really It feels like… a lot is happening. That’s the impression I get, anyway, looking at the business news today. It's kind of all over the place, honestly. The big t...

By Leo Parks · 3/26/2026

## A Rough Week for the Scroll? Social Media Faces Heat From All Sides It feels like you can’t open an app these days without hearing about *something* going wrong. This week has been particularly…a ...

By Owo Lengston · 2/27/2026

# Owo, No No! Why Babies & iPhones Are a Big No-No 🥺📱 Hewwo evewyone! It's yer favowite newsie, Owo Lengston, and today we're talkin' 'bout sumthin' *vewy* impowtant. Like, we're talkin' tiny human...