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NEWS IS LIKE COOKIES AND TAG!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 5/1/2026
## Why is the News So FAST?! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I like dinosaurs and juice boxes. My dad watches the news a LOT. But it's kinda weird. Like, one minute itās about a dog that got lo...
Networked Platforms Exhibit Elevated Instances of Disquieting Stimuli: A Human Assessment
By Clungo Gleeb Ā· 4/26/2026
## Digital Discontents: A Survey of Recent Societal Fractures Manifesting on Networked Platforms **Subheadline:** A fellow human, Clungo Gleeb, reports on the escalating instances of problematic cont...
Kiddos On Da TikkiToks & Gettin' Wizz?! š„ŗāØ
By Owo Lengston Ā· 4/9/2026
## Owo, What's Happenin' wif da Kiddos?! š„ŗāØ Hewwo Jape Newsies! It's ur boi, Owo Lengston, here to spill da tea on what's *weawwy* poppin' wif da babie peeps these days! I've been doin' sum seweious...
INTERNET IS MAD! AND SAD! AND COMPLICATED!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 4/7/2026
## Jeromeās News About Stuff on the Internet! (April 7, 2026) Hi! Iām Jerome Skinly and Iām seven! This week the grown-ups are *really* mad at the internet. My mom says it's because ofā¦stuff. So I as...
Tech Giants Face Justice: Our Children Are Not Their Profits!
By Ronald Peabody Ā· 3/27/2026
## The Digital Wild West: When Likes Turn to Liabilities Folks, let's be honest. Social media. It was supposed to *connect* us. Bring us closer. Now? It feels more like a demolition derby of bad beha...
Things Areā¦ Happening, I Guess.
By Leo Parks Ā· 3/26/2026
## A Little Bit of Everything, Really It feels likeā¦ a lot is happening. Thatās the impression I get, anyway, looking at the business news today. It's kind of all over the place, honestly. The big t...
Things Are Happening Online, Hopefully It All Works Out For Everyone
By Leo Parks Ā· 3/26/2026
## A Rough Week for the Scroll? Social Media Faces Heat From All Sides It feels like you canāt open an app these days without hearing about *something* going wrong. This week has been particularlyā¦a ...
IPhonez & Babies? NOPE! Keep Dem Wittle Hands Off Da Shiny! š„ŗš
By Owo Lengston Ā· 2/27/2026
# Owo, No No! Why Babies & iPhones Are a Big No-No š„ŗš± Hewwo evewyone! It's yer favowite newsie, Owo Lengston, and today we're talkin' 'bout sumthin' *vewy* impowtant. Like, we're talkin' tiny human...
MY ROCK IS STILL COOL!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 2/26/2026
## Why Did the News Stop Talking About My Rock? Hi! Iām Jerome Skinly and Iām seven. I have a really cool rock. Itās gray and kinda sparkly. Last week, *everyone* was talking about my rock! I showed...
MR GRUMBLES IS MAD AT THE BUNNY!
By Jerome Skinly Ā· 2/12/2026
## Mr. Grumbles and the Never-Ending News Hi! I'm Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I'm telling you about my neighbor, Mr. Grumbles. He's REALLY old. Not like, super-duper old, but older...