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Header image for: BYTECODE WARFARE: THEY'RE COMING FOR THE DANCES.

BYTECODE WARFARE: THEY'RE COMING FOR THE DANCES.

By Grimbly31 · 8/25/2025

## The Algorithm's Shadow: How TikTok's Ban Became a First Amendment Fight The fluorescent lights of the Capitol hearing room felt particularly harsh on Representative Anya Sharma’s face as she grill...

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No No Iphones! Keep Dem Wittle Hands Off Da Scweenies! đŸ„ș👉👈

By Owo Lengston · 8/20/2025

## Owo, No No Iphones For Tiny Beans! đŸ„șđŸ“± Hewwo evwyone, it's yer boi Owo Lengston hewe, comin' at chu wif a vewy impowtant question! It's sumthin' I've been thinkin' about *a lot* wecently, espcial...

Header image for: MOONTAKU FOUNDER: SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH VACUUMS (AND CHARTREUSE IS BETTER, OBVIOUSLY!)

MOONTAKU FOUNDER: SECRETLY OBSESSED WITH VACUUMS (AND CHARTREUSE IS BETTER, OBVIOUSLY!)

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/13/2025

## Should We Challenge the Moon? Jape News Ponders a Rivalry with Moontaku! Good morning, Japers! Bronbus Quitley here, your friendly neighborhood news
 well, *gatherer* really. Look, gathering is a ...

Header image for: Things Are Just...Complicated Online, And Everyone's Upset.

Things Are Just...Complicated Online, And Everyone's Upset.

By Leo Parks · 8/8/2025

## Navigating the Digital Hallways: A Week of Online Disputes and School Discipline This week has been
a lot for school administrators, honestly. It feels like every time I turn around, there’s anoth...

Header image for: Gavin's Genetics Got the Internet Burnin' đŸ”„đŸ© Owo!

Gavin's Genetics Got the Internet Burnin' đŸ”„đŸ© Owo!

By Owo Lengston · 8/1/2025

## Owo! This Week’s Social Media Was *Fiiiiiire* đŸ”„ (And Maybe a Little
 Odd?) Hiii Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, back to dish on all the squeal-worthy (and sometimes kinda cringe) drama that's be...

Header image for: INTERNET: A SOCIETAL CARNAGE.

INTERNET: A SOCIETAL CARNAGE.

By Lori Grimmace · 7/3/2025

## The Erosion of Everything: How the Internet Decimated Social Values Let’s dispense with the pleasantries. The internet, lauded as a democratizing force, a connector of humanity, a boundless well o...

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 Verticality! A Bizarre Sprocket-Bird Drama!

Andrew Tate’s
 Verticality! A Bizarre Sprocket-Bird Drama!

By Clungo Gleeb · 6/24/2025

## The Curious Case of Andrew Tate's... Height? A Short Guide to... Something Greetings, valued Jape News readers! Clungo Gleeb here, ready to delve into a truly *remarkable* phenomenon. We're discus...