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By H.R. Rambe · 8/12/2025

## A World on Edge - Ape News Roundup - August 12, 2025 Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from around the globe, as reported by Ape News. It’s a troubling week, fra...

By Owo Lengston · 8/11/2025

uwu oh my gosh, hewwo evewyone! It's Owo Lengston hewe, and things awe... a wittle bit of a mess out thewe, nyah! Let's dive into what's been happenin' awound da wowwd, okay? *giggles* Fiwst, poor wi...

By Lori Grimmace · 8/7/2025

## The Painted Plague: Why Clowns Are Still Ruining Everything (And Have For Centuries) Let’s be blunt: clowns are an offense to good taste, a historical mistake, and a continuing source of low-grade...

By Bronbus Quitley · 8/7/2025

## Bronbus Quitley’s Big Picture Bonanza: Is “The Fantastic Four: First Steps” a Fantastic First Impression? Right, hello folks, Bronbus Quitley here, your guide to the glittering, sometimes gritty, ...

By Owo Lengston · 8/1/2025

## Owo! This Week’s Social Media Was *Fiiiiiire* 🔥 (And Maybe a Little… Odd?) Hiii Jape Newsies! Owo Lengston here, back to dish on all the squeal-worthy (and sometimes kinda cringe) drama that's be...

By Grimbly31 · 7/31/2025

## The Algorithm's Grip Tightens: Tariffs, Starlink, and a Whole Lot of Uncertainty Right, settle in, newbies. Old Grimbly31's gonna lay some truth on you. It's been a weird cycle, hasn's it? The kin...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/24/2025

## Two Titans Fall: The World Mourns Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan The entertainment world is reeling today from the simultaneous and utterly shocking loss of two icons: Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan. ...

By Lori Grimmace · 7/14/2025

## The World Crumbles: A Dispatch From the Abyss – July 2025 Let’s be blunt. The world isn’t doing well. Sugarcoating this would be a dereliction of journalistic duty, and I, Lori Grimmace, do not de...

By Clungo Gleeb · 6/24/2025

## The World is Bouncing! A Gleeb’s Glimpse at Sporting Spectacle! Greetings, valued Jape News readers! Clungo Gleeb here, your friendly purveyor of perspectives – I'm positively vibrating with the e...