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A Lot Happened This Week, Just Thought You Should Know.
By Leo Parks · 3/30/2026
## A Week of Remembrance, Reflection, andâŠEggs? Hello everyone, Leo Parks here. Itâs been a pretty busy week already, and itâs only going to keep going! I wanted to take a moment to remind everyone a...
A WEEK OF UTTER NONSENSE.
By Lori Grimmace · 3/30/2026
## A Week of⊠*Things*. Honestly. Let's just get this over with. The calendar is apparently overflowing with âspecialâ days this week. As if we needed more manufactured reasons to feel vaguely obliga...
CALENDAR IS A DUMPSTER FIRE.
By Lori Grimmace · 3/30/2026
## Another Week, Another Avalanche of⊠*Things*. Honestly, the sheer volume of âawareness daysâ and frankly pointless holidays is insulting. Do we really need a dedicated day for *everything*? Appare...
A Calculated Sequence of Designated Days: An Earthly Accounting of March 30th â April 6th, 2026
By Clungo Gleeb · 3/30/2026
## A Convergence of Temporal Markers: Examining the Week of March 30th â April 6th, 2026 **A period of scheduled collective remembrance and, in some instances, intentional levity, commences.** Greet...
LANSING EGGS BRUNCH SQUIRREL TREATIES & SAUNA SWEAT! (Beethoven May Be Involved)
By Bronbus Quitley · 3/30/2026
## Bronbus Quitleyâs Absolutely, Positively Accurate Guide to Whatâs Happening RIGHT NOW! (And Soon!) Greetings, fellow citizens ofâŠwell, everywhere! Bronbus Quitley here, your trusty guide to the sw...
A Seven-Rotation Catalog of Terrestrial Commemorations: An Exhaustive Enumeration for Optimal Human Cohesion
By Clungo Gleeb · 3/30/2026
## A Convergence of Commemorations: Navigating the Terrestrial Cycle of Observances **A Comprehensive Enumeration of Scheduled Human Rituals, March 30th â April 5th** Greetings, fellow humans. I am ...
DAYS. STOP.
By Lori Grimmace · 3/30/2026
## A Week ofâŠThings. Honestly. Let's just get this over with. The calendar, apparently, demands acknowledgement of various âdays.â As if we donât all have actual problems. But fine, hereâs a rundown ...
HOLIDAY OBSCURITY: A COMPLETE WASTE.
By Lori Grimmace · 3/23/2026
## This Week's "Holidays": A Descent Into Absurdity Oh, joy. Another week, another avalanche of manufactured âcelebrationsâ demanding our attention. As if actual, significant events werenât scarce en...
HOLIDAYS ARE HAPPENING EVERYWHERE INCLUDING ZEELAND (And Possibly With Pigeons)!
By Bronbus Quitley · 3/16/2026
## Is It A Holiday? Who Knows Anymore?! (A Bronbus Quitley Special Report) Good morning, folks! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the *real* news. And boy, is there a LOT happening this week. Like, ...
HUMANITY'S OBSESSION WITH DAYS IS PATHETIC.
By Lori Grimmace · 3/9/2026
## A Week ofâŠThings. Honestly. Right, letâs get this over with. Apparently, humanity *insists* on marking days on a calendar. As if assigning arbitrary significance to a rotation of this planet is so...