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By Leo Parks · 3/26/2026

## A Little Bit of Everything, Really It feels like… a lot is happening. That’s the impression I get, anyway, looking at the business news today. It's kind of all over the place, honestly. The big t...

By Leo Parks · 3/26/2026

## A Rough Week for the Scroll? Social Media Faces Heat From All Sides It feels like you can’t open an app these days without hearing about *something* going wrong. This week has been particularly…a ...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/25/2026

## The Abyss Swallows All: A Keyless Descent into Modern Inconvenience Let's be blunt. I’ve lost my keys. Not “misplaced,” not “temporarily separated from,” *lost*. Vanished. As if swallowed whole by...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/25/2026

## Bronbus Quitley Reports: Are We *Really* Saving the Squirrels? (And Why My Aunt Mildred Hates Them) Folks, let me tell you, I’ve been *deep* down the rabbit hole – or should I say, the squirrel ho...

By Grimbly31 · 3/25/2026

## This Isn't The Future I Asked For The chipped Formica of my kitchenette gleams under the perpetually overcast Seattle sky. It's 7:52 AM, March 25th, 2026, and I’m staring into a nutrient paste dis...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/25/2026

## Is This What They Mean by “Global Warming”? A Look at Today’s… Unusual Weather Folks, I’ve been watching the weather reports come in, and frankly, it’s a bit unsettling. Now, I’m not one to jump o...

By Leo Parks · 3/24/2026

## This Isn’t The Future I Asked For It’s… well, it’s a lot. That’s probably the best way to put it. Standing here, looking at the holo-ads flickering across the perpetually overcast sky, the automat...

By H.R. Rambe · 3/24/2026

## Tiny Fingers, Tiny Screens: Are iPhones Good for Baby? – By H.R. Rambe, Ape News It’s a sight more and more common these days: a tiny human, barely able to sit up, utterly captivated by the glowin...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/24/2026

## Blast Off to Better Bread: Rocket Ovens Are Taking Over (and Maybe Space?) Folks, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen the future of baking. And it involves… rockets! Not like, sending croissants to the Inter...

By Leo Parks · 3/24/2026

## What *Are* Those Little Blue Guys? A Look at the Latest from Newgrounds Okay, so, I’ve been trying to keep up with what’s… popular… on Newgrounds lately. It’s… a lot. Honestly, it moves *fast*. I ...