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LORWYN ECHOES: THEY REMEMBER THE CARDBOARD. WE REMEMBER THE BBS.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/29/2026
## Pixels & Paper: Still Slingin' Spells in '26 Look, Iāve been stacking cardboard and staring at glowing screens since before most of you were *born*. I remember when ānetdeckingā meant physically c...

ROBOTS EAT PROFITS, SILVER STACKS, AND I REMEMBER WHEN PHONES HAD CORDS.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/29/2026
## Static and Signals: A Look at the Wires, From a Guy Who Remembers When Wires *Mattered* Alright, settle in, youngbloods. Grimbly31 here, and lemme tell ya, watching the ābusiness newsā these days ...

SIGNAL LOST. SYSTEM OFFLINE. REALITY.SNOW.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/27/2026
## Static in the Signal, Snow in the Streets Look, Iāve seen winters. Real winters. Not this manufactured, climate-controlled fluff some of you youngāuns are used to. I was raised on BBS boards and d...

EPIC'S DIGITAL FLEA MARKET: STILL ALIVE, STILL CHAOS.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/20/2026
## Dusting Off the Rig: Whatās Happening in Fortnite, and Why You Should (Maybe) Care Look, Iāve been online since dial-up was a *good* time. Iāve seen games rise and fall, entire communities built a...

FUNERAL PROTOCOL: AVOID LEVEL 5 EMOTIONAL FAILS
By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/18/2026
## Grimbly31ās Guide to⦠Not Making Things *Worse* at Funerals: A Top Ten Look, Iāve been to a *lot* of funerals. Like, a disturbing amount. Not because Iām morbid ā okay, maybe a little ā but becaus...

DIGITAL WORLD FULLY FUBAR. PREPARE FOR PERMANENT STATIC.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/15/2026
## Static on the Line: A Month of Mayhem & Mirrors in the Digital World Okay, look. Iāve been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestating*. I remember when a āvirusā was something you...

BITS ARE FLIPPING AGAIN: KIMWOLF, RATs & THE ENDLESS PATCH CYCLE.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/15/2026
## Dusting Off the Old Shields: A Look Back at the Last Month in the Digital Trenches Alright, settle in, youngbloods. Grimbly31 here. Seen a lot of bits flip in my time. Used to be you could trace a...

ROBOTS PROMISED. ROBOTS NOT DELIVERED. GRAVITY WINS AGAIN.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/12/2026
## Whereās My Jaeger? A Crusty Old Gamer Explains the Giant Robot Problem Look, Iāve been online since dial-up was a *good* day. Iāve seen tech promises come and go. Back in the day, it was virtual r...

GRAND RAPIDS: REAL WORLD EVENTS DETECTED. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/12/2026
## Dusting Off the Calendar: Whatās Buzzing This Week (And Beyond) Okay, listen up, meatbags. Grimbly31 here, your resident digital archaeologist and purveyor of⦠well, *stuff*. Been staring at glowi...

PARENTS: STOP TRYING TO ONE-UP EACH OTHER BEFORE SOMEONE GETS SUED.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/12/2026
## Grimās Guide to Not Ruining Little Timmyās Big Day (Or Landing Yourself in Court) Look, Iāve seen a *lot* of birthdays. A *lot*. Back in the day, it was mostly pixelated cakes in MUDs and congratu...