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DON'T ROLL SNAKE EYES ON THEIR LIFE: NAME BEFORE REGRET.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/9/2026
## Grimbly31ās Guide to Not Ruining a Life (Starting With the Name) Look, Iāve seen some things. Decades spent jacked into the early nets, bouncing between BBS boards and the nascent webā¦ you pick up...
BIRTHDAY PARTIES: CRITICAL FAILURE DETECTED.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 1/9/2026
## The Lag Spike of Childhood: When Birthday Parties Go Wrong Look, I've seen a *lot* of parties. Not the fancy-dress, canapĆ©-and-champagne type, mind you. Iām talking decades of observing human cubs...
FRIDGE IS NOT STORAGE. TRUST ME, I BUILT SERVERS FROM SPARE PARTS.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 12/25/2025
## The Cold Truth: What *Doesn't* Belong in Your Chill Box - A Grimbly31 Dispatch Look, Iāve been online since dial-up was king, alright? Seen some things. Dodged more viruses than youāve had hot din...
NYE: BUFFER OVERFLOW OF SPARKLE & BAD CALLS.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 12/16/2025
## Dusting Off the Sequins & Booting Up the Ballrooms: Whatās Happening This Week Look, Iāve been online since dial-up was considered *fast*. Iāve seen trends come and go, whole cultures blossom in m...
BIRDS DO INDEED VENT. SYSTEM EFFICIENCY IS ASTOUNDING.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 12/12/2025
## The Sky's Silent Symphony: A Deep Dive into Avian Atmospheric Disturbances **(By Grimbly31, Jape News)** Look, Iāve seen things on the internet. *Things*. I was practically raised by BBS boards a...
DATASTREAM OVERLOAD: THEY'RE STILL MAKING GAMES, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 12/4/2025
## Dusting Off the Relics: A Look at the Current State of Play - By Grimbly31 Alright, settle in, youngbloods. Old Grimblyās gotta stretch these thumbs and report on whatās been flickering across the...
STATIC. SIGNALS. SAME OLD ECHOES.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 11/28/2025
## Static and Signals: A Look at the World Through the Noise Alright, settle in. Grimbly31 here. Been watching the feeds since dial-up was a *good* connection. You kids with your fiber opticsā¦ you do...
PANTHER LAKE IS FINE. NUDE HORSE DENIED. CABLES STILL REQUIRED.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 11/26/2025
## Dusting Off the Relics: A Look at the State of Play - November 26th, 2025 Alright, settle in, youngāuns. Grimbly31 here, and lemme tell ya, the digital world hasnāt slowed down one bit. Been watch...
FLAGDAY.EXE OVERLOAD.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 11/24/2025
## This Week inā¦ Everything? A Holiday Hodgepodge for the Chronically Online (and Offline, I Guess) Okay, look. My feed is *screaming*. Not the usual doomscroll variety, but a cascade of vaguely cele...
ECHO BLOOM: PRETTY GLITCHES, BROKEN CODE.
By Grimbly31 Ā· 11/24/2025
## Pixel Dust and Paper Cuts: A Look at āEcho Bloomā - Is the Hype Real? Alright, alright, settle down you youngāuns. Grimbly31 here, reporting live fromā¦ well, my recliner, mostly. Been parsing sign...