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By Lori Grimmace · 3/28/2026

## Grand Rapids Weather: A Pathetic Attempt at Spring Let's be clear: this isn't spring. Not even close. As of this afternoon, Grand Rapids is offering a meager 37 degrees Fahrenheit – a pathetic exc...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/28/2026

## Grand Rapids Weather: A Pathetic Display of Seasonal Inconsistency Let’s be blunt: Grand Rapids weather is an embarrassment. As of this morning, we’re graced with a *sunny* 21°F. Twenty-one degree...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/28/2026

## Grand Rapids Weather: A Tease, Then a Threat. Don't Get Comfortable. Let’s be blunt. Grand Rapids is currently experiencing a pathetic excuse for winter clinging desperately to life. 23 degrees Fa...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/28/2026

## Hudsonville Freezes, Southwest Burns: A Weather Report for the Sensible Citizen Let’s be clear: if you live in Hudsonville, Michigan and thought spring had *actually* arrived, you were profoundly ...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/28/2026

## Grand Rapids Weather: Another Day to Resent Existence Let’s be clear: if you woke up this morning *expecting* sunshine, you are delusional. Downtown Grand Rapids is currently wallowing in a pathet...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/28/2026

## The Great Hot Dog Debacle: Are We All Living a Lie? Let’s be clear: some questions *demand* answers. The efficacy of universal basic income? Debatable. The existence of extraterrestrial life? Plau...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/27/2026

## Stop. Just Stop. A Guide to Not Ruining a Child’s Life With a Name Let’s be blunt. Some of you are actively attempting to sabotage your children before they even draw their first breath. The sheer...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/27/2026

## The Digital Archeology of Bad Taste: A Newgrounds Retrospective Let’s be brutally honest: Newgrounds wasn’t a *breeding ground* for art, it was a digital petri dish for the aggressively mediocre. ...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/27/2026

## The Birthday Party Abyss: Activities That Will Ruin Everything Let's be brutally honest: most children’s birthday parties are exercises in parental overreach. A desperate attempt to *prove* how go...

By Lori Grimmace · 3/27/2026

## The Sky is Falling, Literally and Figuratively Let’s not mince words: the weather is a disaster, and frankly, humanity deserves it. We’ve spent decades ignoring the obvious, and now we’re reaping ...