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By Lori Grimmace · 3/29/2026

## The Weather: It’s Happening. Still. Let’s not pretend this is news. The sun rose, the air exists, and somewhere, predictably, the atmosphere is *doing something*. Apparently, we need dedicated web...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/29/2026

## Mother Nature’s Fury: Are We Being Punished? Folks, I’m looking out my window and frankly, it’s unsettling. Not just here in the heartland, but across the nation. They’re saying Chicago is bracing...

By Bronbus Quitley · 3/28/2026

## Brrr-illiant Weather, or is it Terr-ible? A Deep Dive (and a Slight Temperature Drop) By Bronbus Quitley, Jape News Weather Correspondent (and expert in all things atmospheric…mostly) Good evenin...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/27/2026

## A World Still Worth Fighting For: Glimmers of Hope in Troubled Times Folks, let’s be honest. Turn on the television these days, and you’re bombarded with negativity. Crime, political squabbling, a...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/27/2026

## The Digital Wild West: When Likes Turn to Liabilities Folks, let's be honest. Social media. It was supposed to *connect* us. Bring us closer. Now? It feels more like a demolition derby of bad beha...

By Jerome Skinly · 3/27/2026

## The Weather Today! By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! Today I learned LOTS about the weather. It's really weird! My mom told me it's super warm in some places, like way wa...

By Leo Parks · 3/27/2026

## A Bit of Everything, Really Good morning, folks, Leo Parks here with your weather update. Honestly? It's…a lot. Seems like everyone’s getting *something* today, which is always a little unsettling...

By Grimbly31 · 3/27/2026

## Static on the Line, and in the Sky Look, I’ve seen a lot of weather in my time. A *lot*. Grew up with BBS forecasts coded in ANSI art, predicting pixelated rain and lightning. Back then, you didn’...

By Grimbly31 · 3/26/2026

## Static in the Atmosphere Look, I’ve seen a *lot* of weather in my time. More than most, probably. Not because I'm some outdoorsy type – far from it. I was raised on dial-up and BBS boards, learned...

By Ronald Peabody · 3/26/2026

## A Nation Divided By…Weather? Folks, let's talk about the weather. Seems simple enough, right? But even *this* has become a subject of, frankly, unnecessary drama. The so-called “experts” – and I u...