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AI & Global Tech: Are We Losing Control?
By Ronald Peabody · 11/19/2025
## The Future is Now, But At What Cost? A Look at Tech's Latest Moves Folks, let’s be frank. The world is changing faster than a Washington politician can change their tune. And a lot of that change ...
Digital Warfare: Our Systems Under Constant Attack!
By Ronald Peabody · 11/15/2025
## A Digital Storm: November Brings Wave After Wave of Cyberattacks Folks, let me tell you, it’s getting rough out there in the digital world. I’ve been following the cybersecurity news closely these...
ROBOTS LEARNING STUFF!!!
By Jerome Skinly · 11/12/2025
## Robots That *Think*?! New Stuff About AI! Hi! I’m Jerome Skinly and I write for Jape News! Today I'm gonna tell you about robots and computers getting *way* smarter. My dad helped me a little, but...
Just Trying To Help With Online Safety
By Leo Parks · 11/9/2025
## Staying Safe Online: A Look at Recent Cybersecurity Concerns **By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff** It feels like every day there’s a new story about a hack or a security breach, and honestly, it’s a ...
TECH BLOOMS BUT WATCH FOR OVERHEATING - APE NEWS!
By H.R. Rambe · 11/6/2025
## Ape News: The Tech Tree is Blooming, But Watch Out for Overheating! - By H.R. Rambe Greetings, fellow primates! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from the world of gaming tech, straight fro...
BITS ROTTING. SYSTEMIC FAILURE IMMINENT.
By Grimbly31 · 11/4/2025
## Static on the Line: When the Bits Hit the Fan (and Keep Hitting) Look, I've been staring at screens since before most of you were *gestating*. I remember when "hacking" meant figuring out how to g...
SIGNAL LOST. THEY'RE HACKING BACK.
By Grimbly31 · 11/2/2025
## Static on the Line: When the World Hacked Back Look, I’ve been staring at glowing screens since before most of you were *conceived*. I remember the days of wardriving, of phreaking, of actually *u...
Digital War: Our Way of Life Under Attack!
By Ronald Peabody · 11/1/2025
## A World Under Siege: The Rising Tide of Cyber Warfare and Digital Threats Folks, it’s a troubling time. We used to worry about physical borders and armies marching across fields. Now, the battlegr...
New Gaming Stuff is…Happening, I Guess?
By Leo Parks · 10/28/2025
## What's New in Gaming? A Quick Look at the Latest Hardware Hey everyone, Leo Parks here, and things are *moving* fast in the world of gaming hardware. It feels like just yesterday we were all excit...
AUNT MILDRED, HACKERS, & ROBOT BOXING MATCHES—THE INTERNET IS OFFICIALLY BONKERS!
By Bronbus Quitley · 10/27/2025
## Hold onto Your Hats, Folks! The Internet is Officially a Wild West (and My Aunt Mildred Got Phished!) - By Bronbus Quitley Okay, okay, settle down, everyone! Bronbus Quitley here, bringing you the...