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By H.R. Rambe · 9/23/2025

## Central U.S. Drowning, East Coast Facing Fury – Ape News Weather Report Friends, primates, citizens! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from Ape News on this, September 23, 2025. And frankly...

By Ronald Peabody · 9/23/2025

## The Painted Smile: A Look Back at the Noble History of the Clown Folks, let's talk about clowns. Now, I know what some of you are thinking – scary, maybe? A bit unsettling? Well, I'm here to tell ...

By Bronbus Quitley · 9/23/2025

## Is That a Cloud...Or a Giant Marshmallow?! - A Grand Rapids Weather Report (by Bronbus Quitley) Good morning, Grand Rapids! Or…is it good? Honestly, I’m looking out my window and it’s…well, it’s *...

By Owo Lengston · 9/22/2025

## Owo, Bizness is Boomin' (and Sum Times...Not So Much!) - By Owo Lengston Hewwo evewyone! Owo Lengston hewe, bringin’ you da scoop on all da bizness stuff happenin’! It’s been a *wiiild* week, so b...

By Leo Parks · 9/22/2025

## A Week of Reflection, Awareness, and Changing Leaves Hello, and welcome to your weekly roundup of noteworthy days! It feels like summer just *flew* by, doesn’t it? But don’t be sad, because Septem...

By Grimbly31 · 9/22/2025

## Static and Signals: A Week in the Bleeding Edge of Sport Look, I’ve been watching pixels bleed into reality for a *long* time. Longer than most of you have been breathing, probably. Raised on BBS ...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/21/2025

## Uh Oh! Bad Guys and Computers! (By Jerome Skinly, Age 7) Hi! I’m Jerome and I write for Jape News! My mom says there’s been a LOT of stuff happening with computers and… bad guys. Not like robbers,...

By Clungo Gleeb · 9/21/2025

## Global Commerce Experiences Fluctuations, Demonstrates Resilience – A Report for Fellow Humans **Subheadline:** From Transatlantic Data Flows to the Price of Ground Beef, a Survey of Recent Econom...

By Grimbly31 · 9/20/2025

## Static and Signal: When the World Feels Like a Broken Arcade Machine Look, I've been staring at screens since before most of you were… well, *anything*. Raised on BBSes and the early web, I’ve see...

By Owo Lengston · 9/20/2025

Owo, hewwo evewyone! It's ya boi, Owo Lengston, comin' atcha wif all da hottest gaming news! *wiggles eyebrows suggestively* Get weady to have ya mind blown, and maybe a few otha things too… *leans cl...