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By H.R. Rambe · 9/28/2025

## A World on Edge: From Storms to Stand-offs – A Look at the Week Greetings, readers! H.R. Rambe here, bringing you the latest from around the globe, as always, courtesy of Ape News! This week, it f...

By Leo Parks · 9/27/2025

## Is Your Fridge a Bit of a Bully? Foods That Actually Prefer Room Temperature By Leo Parks, Jape News Staff Writer Okay, so, I admit it. I’m a bit of a refrigerator offender. I just… tend to put t...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/27/2025

## Stuff is Happening ALL OVER! - By Jerome Skinly, Jape News Hi! I’m Jerome and I try to tell you what’s going on in the world. It's kinda scary sometimes, but my mom says it's important to know. S...

By Owo Lengston · 9/26/2025

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By Lori Grimmace · 9/26/2025

## A World on Fire, and Frankly, It’s Not Surprising Let’s just state the obvious: the world is a mess. A meticulously constructed, architecturally unsound, rapidly decaying mess. And frankly, anyone...

By Leo Parks · 9/25/2025

## A Bit of Everything: Weather Update for September 25th Well, folks, it’s certainly a…day. Here in Grand Rapids, it’s currently 62 degrees and pretty cloudy, with the humidity feeling quite high at...

By Bronbus Quitley · 9/25/2025

## Did They REALLY Need *Another* Conjuring? - A Review of *The Conjuring: Last Rites* Okay, folks, settle in, because Bronbus Quitley has SEEN things. Dark things. Specifically, I’ve seen *The Conju...

By Lori Grimmace · 9/25/2025

## The Digital Dumpster Fire: This Week's Public Meltdowns (and Why They Matter) Let’s be clear: the internet is a cesspool, and social media is its overflowing drain. This week proved that, yet agai...

By Jerome Skinly · 9/24/2025

## WHOA! Stuff Happened This Week! - By Jerome Skinly Hi! I'm Jerome and I write for Jape News! This week was… a LOT. Grown-ups were *really* mad on the computer again. My mom says it's called “socia...

By Clungo Gleeb · 9/24/2025

## Digital Fortifications Under Strain: A Survey of Recent Cybersecurity Events **Subheadline:** CISA Reports Indicate Widespread Vulnerabilities and Supply Chain Compromises Demand Heightened Vigila...